Super Frat

February 20th: “Whenever I see “tweets are protected” I’m always reminded of those cardboard forts toddlers construct with a KEEP OUT sign in crayon.”

Toddlers definitely sounds right.

February 20th: “Hadrian! HADRIAN!”

See? That guy wanted to build a wall to keep the immigrants out and look what happened.

March 3rd: “Probably the best time period to do so”

Or just look at it on the Internet and eat a bag of chips like I do.

April 23rd: “This seems to me a very slow way to pull up stakes.”

But the important thing is, it works and probably still faster than having the Federal Government do it.

Okay, let’s rate Emo’s Tweets. He’s on tour with Weird Al, which sees appropriate. I give him a 5 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8. Follow Emo.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

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Apr23

Fat Guy Eats: Nan Zhou Hand Drawn Noodle House, Philadelphia

by tonyd on April 23, 2018 at 12:01 am

Restaurant: Nan Zhou Hand Drawn Noodle House

Address: 1022 Race St, Philadelphia, PA 19107

Food: Chinese

Price: Average

Portions: Decent

Taste: Excellent

Service: Good

Atmosphere: One Big Room

On the dating scene again and my date took me to the Noodle House. We were originally going to go to Dim Sum Garden, but it was crowded and we were going to a show, so we went next door for some noodles. We got dumplings, I got fried noodles and shrimp and she got some of those hand drawn flat noodles with pork, I think.

All of it was excellent. The shrimp was especially fresh. And let me tell you, that whole street should be in the dumpling hall of fame. They were awesome and all of it was very filling. I didn’t realize how much homemade noodles would fill me up. The only down side for me, is eating noodles with chopsticks. I like to eat fast and these really slow me down. It’s sometimes frustrating to try and eat noodles and the little meat bits while they keep falling off the sticks. Fortunately, there are those little spoons in the Chinese food condiment kit, so we were safe.

I give Nan Zhou Hand Drawn Noddle House 8.5 out of 10 keggers. Excellent noodles and even better dumplings. Visit Philadelphia’s Chinatown soon, bros!

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Apr22

Your Fratoscope: April 22, 2018

by tonyd on April 22, 2018 at 1:21 am

If your birthday is this week: Your birthday cake will be made completely of other discarded cake from more popular people with birthdays that week.

Aries: You’ll be so upset about the death of Barbara Bush, you’ll completely cancel Barbara Bush Con VII.

Taurus: The stars say, if you keep eating a banana sensually on the bus, it’s no wonder you get so many people hitting on you.

Gemini: Your neighbor that keeps having sex with his curtains open, will finally get the message and leave the lights on this week.

Lemini: Satan decides to cancel your soul contract because he honestly doesn’t want you hanging around him for eternity.

Cancer: You Matt Damon fan club meeting is ruined when Matt Damon shows up and speaks.

Leo: You will murder a leprechaun, but no one will catch you because you’ll feed the body to your cat.

Virgo: Facebook will warn you to stop posting fake news because no one believes you’re getting laid.

Libra: You will snort something that your friend assures you is magic pixie dust and wake up two states away three days later.

Scorpio: You will enjoy orgasms on two different theme park rides.

Sagittarius: Your doctor will touch you in an embarrassing place, but no one in the mall will notice.

Capricorn: A guy on the subway will convert you to his religion…again.

Aquarius: What you consider badass, everyone else considers B.O.

Pisces: Your dog camera will catch your dog forwarding embarrassing emails to your political rivals.

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