Let’s face it. Game of Thrones has lost its edge. What was once the most surprising and dynamic show on TV is now merely okay. Here’s Ten Things I Expect on the New PC Game of Thrones.
- Jamie Lannister insists on being referred to as “handi-capable”.
- Arya Stark goes back to school to get college degree.
- Bran Stark allowed closest space in castle to park horse.
- White Walkers changed to “Multi-Ethnic Walkers”.
- Sam to rewrite scrolls and books in gender neutral terms.
- King Geoffrey raised from the dead to apologize.
- Montage scene of Mother of Dragons raising adorable, but clumsy dragon pups.
- Baelish comes up with a devilish scheme to get Sansa the perfect birthday present.
- Queen Cersei decrees an end to the gender pay gap.
- Jon Snow is a clumsy, but well-meaning king that falls in love with Daenerys Targaryen and after several wacky misunderstandings, they fall in love and get married.