If your birthday is this week: You will get what you think is a really awesome hover board for at your birthday party. The truth is, you just got really, really high by yourself instead. Aries: Due to a mix […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If your birthday is this week: Your mother will throw you a passive aggressive birthday party. Enjoy…even though she broke her back to make that cake. Aries: You mother’s present gnaws out of the gift box before you get to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If your birthday is this week: Your Wal-Mart themed birthday party is depressing, but incredibly cost-effective. Aries: The stars say, keep your racist grandmother away from P.A. systems this week. Taurus: Your Crackerjack prize will be a solid gold ring […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If your birthday is this week: You will be the oldest “kid” every to have a birthday at Chuck E. Cheese, but the youngest one to go home with hot restaurant manager. Aries: You will see what you think is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
