Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Deadpool, AKA: Ryan Reynolds. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
August 26th: “I’m still trying to get out of dinner meetings I had years ago.”
Go for a poop and never come back. It’s what I do, even when I’m not at a meeting.
August 27th: “See this film… Margo Martindale is a HURRICANE. One of the best performances I’ve ever seen.”
K. I’ve learned to just listen to celebrities. They’re so famous and wise.
August 28th: “Someone should bottle the unspeakable emotional terrorism between Brides and Maids of Honor. Then pour it on our enemies.”
That’s too cruel. What about just acid in the face?
August 28th: “It’s 2016. I’m not going to start drinking regular milk just because some asshat has a problem with public breastfeeding at the beach.”
We have similar prudes in NJ that need “bathing suits”.
August 29th: “Turns out Game of Thrones is NOT historically accurate. Apologies for calling my idiot 6 year old nephew an imbecile.”
What?! Have I been celebrating King’s Landing Day for nothing?!
August 29th: “It’s important kids eat 5 servings of vegetables daily. Even if childhood is just a dress-rehearsal for extraordinary adult suffering.”
You’re so wrong. You don’t want to encourage them to poop any more than they do.
Okay, let’s rate Ryan’s tweets. He’s definitely kicked up his game. Funny and relentless. I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. I give Ryan a 9, follow Deadpool.
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Restaurant: The Silver Coin Diner
Address: Hammonton, NJ
Food: Diner food
Portions: Above Average
Me and the Missus had been running around all day Sunday, so we decided to grab a quick bite. We’d been to the Silver Coin before. It’s not an all-night place, but it’s local to us and we were hungry.
I got a cheesesteak hoagie with fries and a side salad. The Missus got an omelette, bacon, toast and coffee. She raved about the coffee and the omelette was really good. (The local Starbucks, the only Starbucks I’ve ever seen close, closed up and was next door. Now I know why.) My cheesesteak was pretty awesome and the toppings were very fresh. The salad was the same way. The highlight were the steak fries. Finally! A place with decent fries!
Iced tea flowed and our waitress was extremely friend, despite being very busy. I noticed the guy at the next table got waffles and ice cream and it looked amazing. Overall, The Silver Coin Diner just nails it. The pies and pastries on display are great. Other than the fact the Wifi never really worked, I can’t find no other fault. Get yourself to the Silver Coin, especially if you want breakfast for dinner.
The Silver Coin Diner in Hammonton, NJ gets 9.5 out of 10 keggers. Learn about customer service or make it all take out.
If your birthday is this week: This week, you’ll be used as another excuse to eat cake at work.
Aries: You’ll lose all your hair in a dice game.
Taurus: You weight will exceed your credit score.
Gemini: The fortune in your fortune cookie will say, “Cookies can’t tell you the future.”
Lemini: You paperboy starts delivering your newspaper to your better looking neighbor.
Cancer: You’ll be tasered by those girl scouts you stiffed.
Leo: The stars say, the all-you-can-eat buffet is nothing without an all-you-can-poop bathroom.
Virgo: You’ll be tickled by a government worker.
Libra: You’ll find a twenty dollar bill on the corpse of a coworker.
Scorpio: You’ll make sweet love to Hall, but not Oates.
Sagittarius: You’ll live out your dream of eating just the top of several cupcakes.
Capricorn: You’ll find spiritual enlightenment in a Burger King bathroom.
Aquarius: You’ll be profiled in a news segment for being so boring.
Pisces: You’ll be fed a delicious cheesesteak while you sleep.
Area: Ocean City, NJ Boardwalk
Town: Ocean City, NJ
Gyms: 6 or More
Spacing: One long path
Activity Times: Mornings, Nights, Weekends, mostly in the summer
One of the best spots for Pokémon hunting in the summer, the Ocean City Boardwalk is located in Ocean City, NJ. The stops, which are many, are mostly memorial benches and the occasional gazebo and/or art piece.
Both time I went, tons of lures were active, usually 5 to 8 at a time. This was in the evening, after the sun went down, most people on vacation head to the boards. The first time was about two weeks ago and more than half the people on the boardwalk were walking around staring at their phones.
Since it’s located so close to the ocean, you’re going to get a lot of water-related Pokémon, but there was plenty of others as well. I picked up an Omanyte on the way out of the city (450 CP). Lots of Goldeen and Magikarp. There’s plenty of food and beverage stores on the boardwalk as well and the benches allow you to hang out while you pick up all the Pokémon.
The only minor downside is that the stops are all in one big string, so once you get to the end, you’ll have to turn around. I walked about five kilometers total. I spotted a Scyther in the streets, but I was out of Pokeballs by the time I saw him.
I give the Ocean City, NJ Boardwalk 9.5 out of 10 keggers.