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Sep15

Your Fratoscope: September 15, 2019

by tonyd on September 15, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Sean Gillis, who originally wasn’t going to show up to your birthday party, changes his mind because he might need the work. Aries:  Your comic book superhero, Captain Pantless, gets mixed reviews. Taurus:  The […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul09

Sir, Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

by tonyd on July 9, 2019 at 12:15 am
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Jul01

Your Fourth of July Fratoscope

by tonyd on July 1, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will jump out of your cake and call you a racist. Aries:  You will be given a back rub by a stranger who claims that he’s working as a “freelance massager”. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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