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Jan07

Your First Fratoscope for 2019

by tonyd on January 7, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:    You bounce house comes with a bouncer who refuses to let you in until you show up with a date. Aries:    The bikers in the biker bar you visit will buy very […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec23

Your Christmas Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 23, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:    You will get a suspicious amount of candy canes and sugar cookies in your birthday presents. Aries:    Santa will come rushing out of your bathroom shouting, “It won’t flush! Sorry! Gotta go!” […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec20

F the Future

by tonyd on December 20, 2018 at 12:26 am
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Dec02

Your Fratoscope: December 2, 2018

by tonyd on December 2, 2018 at 3:10 am

If your birthday is this week:   The pizza guy reluctantly tells you “Happy Birthday” for a three dollar tip, so you can get back to crying. Aries:  This week, you’ll smell the farts of a valued coworker. Taurus:  You’re so […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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