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Mar10

Your Fratoscope: March 10, 2019

by tonyd on March 10, 2019 at 1:44 am

If your birthday is this week:  After Tony DiGerolamo’s birthday last week, your birthday week pales in comparison. Aries:  The stars say, “Never let a stranger with a foot fungus borrow your toothbrush.” Taurus:  You’ll plug in your phone drunk […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar03

Your Fratoscope: March 3, 2019

by tonyd on March 3, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll discover that the bakery will make a birthday cake out of Mac and Cheese if you ask. Aries:  This week, you’ll lose a political debate with you cat and he voted for Trump. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb24

Your Fratoscope: February 24, 2019

by tonyd on February 24, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Everyone sings happy birthday to you at your party, but then again, the people in the drunk tank with you have no place else to go. Aries:  A homeless guy will look you up […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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