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Jul09

Sir, Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

by tonyd on July 9, 2019 at 12:15 am
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Jul01

Your Fourth of July Fratoscope

by tonyd on July 1, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will jump out of your cake and call you a racist. Aries:  You will be given a back rub by a stranger who claims that he’s working as a “freelance massager”. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun16

Your Fratoscope: June 16, 2019

by tonyd on June 16, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will get a birthday cake from the New Jersey bakery and it will smell like Axe body spray. Aries:  The teller at the bank giggles while depositing your paycheck. Taurus:  Bill Maher will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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