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Jun16

Your Fratoscope: June 16, 2019

by tonyd on June 16, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will get a birthday cake from the New Jersey bakery and it will smell like Axe body spray. Aries:  The teller at the bank giggles while depositing your paycheck. Taurus:  Bill Maher will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May26

Your Memorial Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 26, 2019 at 3:34 am

If your birthday is this week:    The stars say, boil or grill your birthday cake made from hotdogs before you eat it. Aries:  Your Memorial Day float will be pulled over for speeding and you will lose everyone from […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May05

Your Fratoscope: May 5, 2019

by tonyd on May 5, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will taste like the sweet, sweet mayo your friends used as icing. Aries:   Some young punk will start trouble on the bus and you’ll step up and get off a stop […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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