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Dec02

Your Fratoscope: December 2, 2018

by tonyd on December 2, 2018 at 3:10 am

If your birthday is this week:   The pizza guy reluctantly tells you “Happy Birthday” for a three dollar tip, so you can get back to crying. Aries:  This week, you’ll smell the farts of a valued coworker. Taurus:  You’re so […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov18

Your Fratoscope: November 18, 2018

by tonyd on November 18, 2018 at 1:40 am

If your birthday is this week:   The bakery offers you a discount on cake purchases, since you’re forced to buy your own cake every year. Aries:  Your test drive gets out of hand and you don’t get home until 16 […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov04

Your Fratoscope: November 4, 2018

by tonyd on November 4, 2018 at 1:42 am

If your birthday is this week:   The girl that jumps out of your cake fills it with farts. Aries:  This week, you’ll step in some poop, but fortunately it’ll be yours. Taurus:   You’ll get into a fist fight with at […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct08

Your Fratoscope: October 8, 2018

by tonyd on October 8, 2018 at 2:09 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your friends buy you many beers for your birthday and drink them in your honor as well. Aries:  You will be assaulted by a man whose only weapon is a box of donuts. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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