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Nov01

Twitter in Focus: Margot Robbie

by tonyd on November 1, 2017 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Margot Robbie!  This generation’s Sharon Stone!  She is hotter than a pile of firecrackers on the sun!  Let’s see what she’s tweeting!

@MargotRobbie

July 20, 2106:  “Photo cred to the creepy pap hiding in the bushes. Thanks for always catching me at my best… https://www.instagram.com/p/BIG3Sg6DsG3/ ”

That’s a pretty action-oriented pose.  You look badass!

August 4, 2016:  “This chick @caradelevingne  thank you @Chaos_Whispers #skwad https://www.instagram.com/p/BIsB5OQB_E7/ ”

Hot chicks hang with other hot chicks.  It’s a rule.

August 26, 2016:  “EiisaYoisa! Making Mochi with @karenfukuhara #tokyo  @ Inakaya Roppongi (West) https://www.instagram.com/p/BJkhVVaBUf6/ ”

That looks like fun.

August 26, 2016:  “Hedgehog cafe in #tokyo  @ ハリネズミ専門店 HARRY https://www.instagram.com/p/BJkjBt7hXyb/ ”

That one looks delicious!

December 6, 2016:  “These are the words of a young Syrian woman who aside from circumstance is no different to you or I. http://bit.ly/2g5E9Id  #IHearYou”

Sigh.  I wish we’d stop bombing and occupying the Middle East.

February 7, 2017:  “Needs of #refugee children have never been greater. Put #childrenfirst by supporting @UNICEFUSA’s lifesaving work:”

Australia’s got a lot of room.  Should be able to ship some of them there.  America right now…you probably don’t want to come here for a while.

February 28th:  “A film maker I really believe in… Do yourself a favour and check this out! x”

Looks interesting.

March 5th:  “If you want some good karma to come your way this Sunday please donate for my dear friend Toby!”

Looks like they made their goal.  Nice job, Margot.

July 25th:  “#SledDogsFilm opening in NY Friday, more US cities in August. Get your tickets and SAVE THE DOGS – http://www.sleddogsfilm.com ”

Aw, poor doggies.  But their power is green.

August 1st:  “ROAD TRIP!  your with zero emissions. #ProudToPartnerWith #NissanElectric #ElectrifyTheWorld #NissanLeaf”

And here’s the solution to the previous post.  Electric sleds.

August 3rd:  “Had such a magical time shooting this. Trust me, you don’t want to miss #GoodbyeChristopherRobin”

Sounds cute.

August 15th:  “LOVE IS LOVE Aussie’s register to vote before August 24th: http://www.aec.gov.au/enrol/  #marriageequaility #australia”

Vote Wikileaks, I say.

September 26th:  “To my fellow Aussies, If you haven’t already, let’s open our minds and hearts and vote YES. For we are young and free to marry who we chose!”

Still no gay marriage in Australia?  I’m surprised.  You Aussies are usually so laid back.

September 26th:  “Never want to be bias so here’s the flip side to the argument… Vote “No” to Marriage Equality https://youtu.be/Fe_pZQj1jAA  via @YouTube”

Good video (it was really pro-gay marriage btw).

October 5th:  “I’m Supporting the #LadyGardencampaign by @GynaeCancerFund.Tee was designed by the Delevingne’s & is available TODAY http://www.ladygardencampaign.co.uk ”

Breast cancer gets overplayed here.  Good for you recognizing the vagina is just as, if not more, important.

October 10th:  “In good company – thrilled to be on the cover of @ELLEmagazine with so many inspiring women  https://www.instagram.com/p/BaE6k49hEoh/ ”

You look so young in that one.

October 19th:  “This is the VERY FIRST LOOK @ITonyaMovie, also starring Sebastian Stan and @allisonbjanney. Coming soon to theaters!”

When I first heard about this movie, I made fun of it.  Now that I’ve seen the trailer, I’m warming up to seeing this.

Okay, let’s rate Margot’s tweets.  Pretty crazy.  Ran the gamut.  And it’s nice to see a celebrity not constantly tweeting about themselves.  I give her a 4 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 7.3, but I’m bumping it up to 9.  To me, this is the kind of Twitter feed everyone should have.  Don’t post something every ten fucking minutes.  Only when you got something to say.

And if you have something to say or want to make a suggestion for TIF, email me here.

 

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Oct30

Ten Reasons Why I Don’t Discuss Politics IRL Anymore

by tonyd on October 30, 2017 at 12:01 am

  1.  It pisses people off.
  2.  Being right all the time is boring.
  3.  I have way more free time than most of the people I’m talking to.
  4.  It never changes anyone’s mind.
  5.  I have never gotten free tacos after doing it.
  6.  It’s easier just to put my opinion in my comics.
  7.  No one has offered me a free car after doing it.
  8.  People keep their politics like their religion and get overly offended when you don’t agree.
  9.  It has never resulted in winning lottery numbers.
  10.  I have never been rewarded with a blowjob afterwards.
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Oct29

Your Halloween Fratoscope

by tonyd on October 29, 2017 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Your party will be interrupted by a waiter, who will ask if anyone else is coming.

Aries:  You will eat a cupcake that tastes like earbuds.

Taurus:  Your costume is too “racy” for the prudes in your neighborhood that are pants-obsessed.

Gemini:  Several adult-sized “trick or treaters” will shake you down for full sized candy bars.

Lemini:  You’ll realize that it’s way too easy for people to notice the razorblades if you put them in applesauce.

Cancer:  Giving out pickles turns out not to be popular in your neighborhood during Halloween.

Leo:  The stars say, putting all your candy on the stoop and relying on the “honor system” is lazy, but a quick way to get rid of those Mary Janes from last year.

Virgo:  Everyone throws out your homemade treats, not because it’s dangerous but because they know you can’t cook.

Libra:  If you keep throwing garlic at every “vampire” that comes to your front door, you’re never going to be able to cook any Italian food later.

Scorpio:  After having sex in costume, you’ll realize your genitals might’ve been in the wrong hole or vice versa.

Sagittarius:  You’ll realize that the long line of “hobos” that knocked on your door are actually hungry homeless people.

Capricorn:  Your Halloween part is great fun, especially for those bank robbers that hide out at your place until the cops drive past.

Aquarius:  The neighborhood kids chuck eggs at your for giving out packets of carrots and they’re right to do so.

Pisces:  Don’t worry about your diabetes!  It’s a holiday!

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Oct28

Level Up: South Park: The Fractured But Whole

by tonyd on October 28, 2017 at 12:01 am

South Park is back and it is, once again, pure genius. The great thing about the entire franchise is how the creators never drop a detail.

Following directly on the heels of the previous game, the boys are done playing Lord of the Rings. Switching over to the superheroes via a hilarious scene featuring Cartman, your avatar and the boys have to fight crime in South Park. One of the great things is, because the character designs are so simple, it’s like you’re moving the characters from the show. Additionally, Parker and Stone continue concepts from various episode, only this time more recently.

Everything in the game is completely justified by the fact these are, essentially, just kids changing games. If you’re a fan of the show, this game is must. Plus it comes with the first game, which was also just as awesome. I cannot recommend this enough. Buy it, buy it, buy it!

I give South Park: The Fractured But Whole, 10 out of 10 keggers.

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