Posts Tagged Ten Reasons Why

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Jul05

Ten Reason Why Fireworks Are Stupid

by tonyd on July 5, 2019 at 1:57 pm

Idiots watch them. Idiots light them. Idiots transport them. Idiots bring them home. Idiots break the law with them. Idiots can’t throw. Idiots light them in the winter. Idiots can’t clench. Idiots are your neighbors. Idiots.

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Mar01

Ten Reason Why I Didn’t Watch the Oscars

by tonyd on March 1, 2019 at 12:01 am

The Happytime Murders not nominated. Already get my anti-Trump rants from MSNBC and Twitter. Kevin Hart stand up specials on Netflix too tempting. Expecting Rami Malek to hack the Oscars and take a lot of drugs. Decided getting an extra […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov19

Ten Reasons Why Bowling is the Superior Sport

by tonyd on November 19, 2018 at 12:01 am

You can’t drink beer and eat a hoagie in a middle of a basketball game  Only sport where you might actually gain weight.  Never rained out.  Never goes into overtime.  Plenty of pinball machines if you get bored of bowling. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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