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Nov02

Ten Things I Expect to be Leftovers at Halloween

by tonyd on November 2, 2015 at 1:28 am

Bit O’ Honey
Mary Janes
Candy Corn
Tootsie Rolls
Good n’ Plenty
Wax Lips
Circus Peanuts
Smarties
Pixie Stix
Wax Bottles (wax is not a food!)

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Nov01

Your Fratoscope: November 1, 2015

by tonyd on November 1, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: You will discover that your heart-shaped birthday cake is a leftover from Valentine’s Day 2013.

Aries: Yesterday, giving candy out was cool, today, out of your van, it’s just creepy.

Taurus: You will find true lust behind a gas station dumpster.

Gemini: The stars say, make your own way in life because that cult leader you follow is mentally ill.

Lemini: Scientists will offer you $50 if you allow them to study why you’re such a loser.

Cancer: The YouTube video of you handing out candy to kids on Halloween, will be taken down for too many swears.

Leo: The TSA guy that feels you up, turns out to be a guy in costume from the previous day.

Virgo: You will host a night of trivia about MacGyver that ends in a fistfight.

Libra: This week, the tables will turn and now you’ll be the only person in class with pants on.

Scorpio: Someone will borrow your nipple clamps and return them unwashed.

Sagittarius: Your prank fires aren’t really pranks if you take money to set them.

Capricorn: The ghost of Patrick Swayze will insist you don’t know how to cook wings the proper way.

Aquarius: You will know your lamb is undercooked when it gets up and runs away.

Pisces: The stars say, leave some room for desert because you enjoy an arid climate and don’t know how to spell desert.

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Oct31

Frat Boy At the Movies: Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

by tonyd on October 31, 2015 at 12:01 am

Some movies tend to over promise and take themselves way too seriously, but Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse is definitely not one of them. I’m a big fan of the zombie genre, so it’s hard to find new avenues to entertain audiences. Scout’s Guide does it admirably. Look, this isn’t rocket science or Shakespeare, but if you want to be entertained and laugh, you could do a whole lot worse.

The basic premise is simple. The local scout group has not enough members and the last three are barely hanging on. One of the scouts wants to ditch the entire troop to pursue women full time and the screenwriters come up with a very plausible and likable reason for why they are still in. Patient Zero is set loose by Uncle Blazer from Workaholics and the scouts are the last line of defense.

Sarah Dumont plays Denise, a badass strip club waitress who becomes a mentor of sorts to one of the boys. David Koechner plays a hapless troop leader and Patrick Schwarzenegger (son of Arnold) plays the class douchebag. The action flows pretty seamlessly from one sequence to the next and Christopher Landon does a nice, tight job of directing. Very few lulls here. I don’t understand all the hate that’s coming from some of the major critics. This movie was fun.

Grab some brews and some Halloween candy and go see it. I give it 7 and a half keggers out of 10.