Ten Things You’ll Never See Under a Christmas Tree
on December 12, 2015 at 12:01 amThe holidays are upon us. But Santa doesn’t bring everything in that sleigh. Here now are Ten Things You’ll Never See Under a Christmas Tree.
- Another Christmas Tree ( I mean, really, that’s overkill. Even Santa is not that into Christmas.)
- A dead body (Santa could drop that literally anywhere on Earth, he’s not carrying down a chimney.)
- Live insects (They’d never survive the trip.)
- Lava (Not even Santa can carry hot lava.)
- Reindeer-related foodstuffs (For obvious reasons.)
- Star Wars: The Force Awakens Bootlegs (Because even Santa can’t fight a Disney lawsuit.)
- Money (Santa can’t make money. That’s illegal.)
- Light sensitive fireworks (Cause the moment you’d open them, they’d go off.)
- Vampire (There’s no such thing.)
- Something someone got last year (Santa never regifts.)