Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Terry Gilliam! He’s a funny director, a funny Python— Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
June 15th: “Cute dogs are sweeping Instagram, so here’s mine. Hopefully, someone will sweep up after it. http://fb.me/4bZCNuUbV”
Aw, nuts the pod people are back.
June 16th: “”The family that builds dad’s abs together, stays together.” Victorian workout advice. http://fb.me/38r5yOdkq”
That’s crazy. That machine will do nothing for his humors!
June 17th: “You put your dog on Facebook and the next minute they are doing selfies with celebrity dogs. Caution: Tuna Melts… http://fb.me/7jTvXBwXf”
Terry is now working in the new medium of photoshop.
June 18th: “CELEBRITY DOG WITH IRRITATINGLY CUTE OVERBITE DISCOVERS GIANTS!!! “Tuna” discovers Indian shop that proves giants… http://fb.me/6ApgIcxXE”
That dentist should charge by the tooth.
June 21st: “Today is Father’s Day and the Summer Solstice. To celebrate both, this man aspires to be The Longest Dad of the… http://fb.me/31WzzVDnT”
Burt Reynolds stars as the only dad in a town of dwarves!
June 25th: “Warning All Egotists: Constantly beating your own drum can damage your health! Especially if you are thin-skinned. http://fb.me/7rrIospDb”
I dunno. Worked for me so far.
June 26th: “Amazon’s early attempts at next-day rocket-powered deliveries to safari parks proved less successful than hoped for. http://fb.me/8amKItynx”
That’s crazy. You can’t delivery raw chicken.
June 29th: “Amazon’s 2nd delivery attempt proved more accurate; and very popular with the customers. http://fb.me/3p1xZTChv”
Wow, you have gotten great at photoshop.
July 2nd: “Another painting by the talented Michael Forbes called Freedom for All, created to celebrate gay marriage… http://fb.me/6w2MVs6Ej”
Weird. Doesn’t look like a painting.
July 3rd: “Here’s a little non-devisive, non-political something to let everyone cool off with. Just strap on and chill out. http://fb.me/4pJ9P0nGN”
Yeah, right! That’s clearly a Communist!
July 6th: “Thanks everyone, it’s been a good, relatively clean fight. Some solid punches landed and not too many below the… http://fb.me/yVI8TGV4”
Is that Andre the Giant?
July 26th: “Having survived the Italian heat and my secret life as an Umbrian hermit, I’ve returned to London and my… http://fb.me/6KUyC3v33”
Lookin’ good!
16 hours ago: “Some of you think I looked “disgruntled”. Well, there was a point in the scalping where I definitely felt… http://fb.me/6K6Ek8Hh6”
You look like the rejected character from Mortal Kombat.
Okay, let’s rate Terry’s tweets. Fun stuff. He’s cranking out the photoshop. I give him an 8 for Style, an 8 for Mustness and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8.6. Follow Terry. And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.
