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Video Game Trash Talk Translator
Why You Should Never Party With These People
Hey Bros!
I’m writing comedy over at Boozey.com. Check out my first three articles!
Video Game Trash Talk Translator
Why You Should Never Party With These People
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Maisie Williams, AKA: Arya Stark of Game of Thrones. She’s probably the one character that won’t die on the show (we hope). Let’s see what’s she’s tweeting.
October 1st: “Possibly my favourite thing ever.
1. I shouldn’t worry, because it’s not going to get to the United States.
2. The CDC has it all under control.
3. There is absolutely no risk in bringing patients infected with a deadly, contagious disease to major population centers.
4. And bringing the patients here is way smarter than sending the equipment and medicine there.
5. If someone is infected, any local hospital can quarantine them, no problem.
6. I shouldn’t worry because it’s not going to spread through Texas and beyond.
7. The homeless man that was exposed to the infected man is probably fine!
8. Just because there is almost nothing left of the experimental cure and that it might destroy your liver, is not worrisome at all!
9. There is no way that this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.
10. We are all perfectly safe!
If your birthday is this week: In a not-so-subtle hint, our parents will give you a cake in the shape of an “Apartments for Rent or Lease” magazine.
Aries: A Norse god will land in your back yard and demand a tribute. Fortunately, your beer will do just fine.
Taurus: Your fantasy football team will go on a fantasy football strike.
Gemini: While raking the leaves, you’ll find that body you lost.
Lemini: The stars say, you should attend the Comic Book I-Con sponsored by the Iowa Comic Book Club.
Cancer: You will have a sneaking suspicious that you left the iron on, until you remember that you’re a nudist and don’t wear any clothes.
Leo: A senile tooth fairy will suddenly start stealing your money and replacing it with tiny teeth.
Virgo: You jug band rehearsal will be delayed this week after one of your members is called away to Switzerland on business.
Libra: Your overly specific horoscope makes you realize that the predictions are coming from inside your house!
Scorpio: You will have sex in a dark alleyway with the wrong Tinder hook up again.
Sagittarius: You will get into a sledgehammer-related incident in the hardware store.
Capricorn: This week, your boss will have some input on that project you’ve been working on. Mostly, he’s going to take credit for it.
Aquarius: You will play a trivia game and here are all the answers: The Moors, Rudolf Hess, 1842, Mary Shelly, Mollusk, The Battle of Hastings, JFK, field hockey, sodium carbonate, Roman Polanski, four quarts and the Larch. Unfortunately, this may not be the order of the answers, sorry.
Pisces: You will make so many puns, Congress will pass a resolution tell you to shut up.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding
Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics
Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man
Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation
Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics