Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is the Goddess herself, Judy Tenuta! She’s funny on stage, let’s see what she’s tweeting.
@JudyTenuta
May 7th: “For Mother’s Day, instead of flowers, Bruce Jenner’s kids are giving him a “trans-plant”!! ”
Wow. She’s still got it!
May 8th: “World Accordion to Judy – Episode 16 Pinko De Mayo via ”
She’s still rockin’ the accordion. Nice.
May 9th: “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL MOM’S ESPECIALLY MY GREAT MOM, JOANN! LOVE YOU FOREVER, MOM! ”
Aw, that’s nice. For Mother’s Day, I let my mother cook me dinner. She was so happy! Not happy enough to make desert, but still…
May 12th: “Gisele is not worried, she knows hubby Tom Brady would never deflate her “WonderBra”! ”
Don’t make fun of boobs, Judy. That’s going to outrage the bros. It’s the only thing they’re outraged by.
May 13th: “Party in your Pants with Judy Tenuta @ Comedy Shrine, Aurora, Il, Fri & Sat., May15 & 16! ”
Still touring. Judy needs a show. IFC or better, I say.
May 15th: “Check out my new video World Accordion to Judy – Episode 17 – Chiller Theatre ”
Oh, yeah, Chiller. That’s a fun show. The only thing weirder is Dragon Con.
May 20th: “New Bachelorette Britt wet-mouth moppin every bachelor in sight! She’s a mattress on “layaway”! ”
Well, she does want to land a man. Can’t hurt.
May 21st: “Thank you Dave, for over 30 years of great comedy! Loved the final top 10 list with Jim Carrey! ”
Yes, it was nice of him to leave his Uni-bomber-style bunker to do some comedy.
May 22nd: “We are the “Land of the Free” because of the Brave who served. A Safe Memorial Day to all! ”
Yes, we need to remember all those who grill the food. They make such sacrifice in the heat!
May 24th: “Episode 18 Bachelorette via ”
Wow, she is just cranking out those shows. C’mon, this is at least as good as anything on TBS that isn’t a rerun.
Okay, let’s rate Judy’s tweets. She is cranking out the material here. I give her an 8 for Mustness, a 10 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9.3. Follow Judy, pigs!
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