Super Frat

Mar14

Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick

by tonyd on March 14, 2015 at 2:42 am

Your pledgemaster may never hold a degree, mostly because he’s been in college for over seven years as an undeclared. But from his loft perch atop 108 empties, he does hold a degree in judgment. Let the frattiness be proclaimed throughout the land!

Pancake Robot: Fratty

Uh, pancakes in any shape I want? What next, infuse them with beer and make the perfect breakfast food? You’re damn right this is fratty.

SAE Fraternity: Not Fratty

Just so we’re clear, this is NOT 1929 SAE. I mean, this is a no-brainer. Don’t we get enough shit after that over reaction to that Rolling Stone story? It’s okay to have at least a few non-white bros around to set you straight.

Robert Downey, Jr.: So Fratty

Iron Man continues to leave Batman in the dust with this latest video.

Penis Injury: Not Fratty

There’s nothing about this guy, who fractured his penis during sex. Jesus Christ dude! Don’t just jam it in there!

Penis Transplants: Fratty

Yes, it finally happened. You can now have a monster dong even if you’re not born with one. Donors, however, are going to be hard to find.

Comcast: Never Fratty

How hard is it to provide cable TV and Internet? Last time I checked, it’s a few wires and a letter once a month. Comcast really needs to just stop answering the phone.

Police Woman: Fratty

Hey, if you’re going to pay off a bet and get naked in the middle of a Dunkin Donuts, well I’m cool with that. Just look the other way next time I go streaking.

Woman on Fire: Fratty

This woman sounds as indestructible as yours truly. I wonder if she’s single. Sure would be nice to be in an avalanche with someone special.

Ireland: Not So Fratty Any More

Ireland inadvertently made Ecstasy legal, but then reversed it. Where am I supposed to rave now?

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Mar13

Rewritten Headlines: America to Pee

by tonyd on March 13, 2015 at 12:01 am

Living in America Still Awesome

Nerd! Injured!

Hail Cobra!

Breakfast Robot Enhances Pancakes

Merchandise Explosion Scheduled

Caveman QVC

Delicious Fossil Found

We’re All Gonna Die

Lays Short for Lazy

Pee Stands for Power

└ Tags: America, breakfast, Caveman, Cobra Commander, comedy, current events, ebola, fossil, funny, headlines, humor, Lays, lobster, money, nerd, News, pancakes, pee, rewritten, Rewritten Headlines, Rewritten News, robot, Star Wars, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo

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Mar11

Twitter in Focus: Justin Roiland

by tonyd on March 11, 2015 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contest is Rick, Morty and the Creator of Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland! His show is funny, let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@JustinRoiland

March 4th: “Get ready for VR to take the blame for every lunatic starting in 2017!!”

Ving Raimes? Why would he do that?

March 5th: “Look who’s recording today! @ScottChernoff ”

Scott does a ton of voices.

March 6th: “youtu.be/wAS2qFXkNPs”

Okay. That’s a song.

March 6th: “Winner gets ALL 10 variants of issue 1 signed by @danharmon and @JustinRoiland and 1 cover with a drawing from Justin ”

Nice!

March 6th: “Catfish might want to find a new casting team. This new season is unwatchable. MTV should change their name to SJW”

Man, Justin uses a lot of initials. Um, So Just Wasting time?

March 6th: “Catfish is trying so hard to make an autistic dude with a foot fetish seem like a serial killer rapist.”

Jesus Christ! What happened to MTV?!

March 7th: “My next door neighbor is a reality TV star. I won’t say which, but it’s true.”

Is it one of the guys that ate bull testes on Fear Factor?

March 7th: “Get the hype engine revved up y’all http://youtu.be/5N5zw6YOe2k”

I rented that game once. It was okay.

March 7th: “How can you be sure you’re worth your weight in salt?”

You have to be made of beef jerky.

March 7th: “Pink and yellow or dark brown and purple?”

Dark brown and purple.

March 8th: “Can’t belie this song was written about Gary Coleman. http://youtu.be/mQZmCJUSC6g ”

It’s true. Gary was very full of himself. C’mon, he was on Buck Rogers.

March 9th: “Tonight is the big one! #GravityFalls big one! 9pm on Disney XD! The episode is called “Not What He Seems” WATCH IT!!”

Well, as long as I still have to wait for Rick and Morty.

6 hours ago: “So many suits at UTA. If everyone took off their suit this could be a suit store. #abedjokes”

Cool. Cool-cool-cool-cool.

Okay, let’s rate Justin’s tweets. Some behind-the-scenes, which I love. Minimum plugs. Weird links. Who could ask for more? I give Justin a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9.3. Follow Justin and watch Rick and Morty.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

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Mar09

Webcomic Review: Romantically Apocalyptic

by tonyd on March 9, 2015 at 12:01 am

Webcomic: Romantically Apocalyptic

Creator: Vitaly S. Alexius (and his team)

Format: Full color, painted comic book pages

Updates: Weekly

Genre: Science Fiction, Time Travel, Post Apocalyptic Future

Themes: Technology, madness, absurdity

Characters: Captain, Snippy, Pilot, Engie, various cyber monsters

Archive: Over 200 pages beginning here.

Full disclosure: I am a huge fan of R.A. and benefit greatly from Vitaly’s generous link exchange he did with me some time ago. But hey, it’s my birthday today, so I get to review what I want.

Romantically Apocalyptic is a comic that reminds me a lot of the epic gaming illustrations one might see in Gamma World or other post-apocalyptic RPG’s. The story is extremely loose, but has something to do with the end of the world and the strange survivors that roam the apocalyptic wastes.

I have to be honest and say, most times I tune in, I have no idea what’s going on. The Captain will say something silly and whimsy and Snippy will get attacked by a giant mollusk or something. The group of characters is often on a mission whose parameters are never quite known and various cyber creatures and mutant offspring alternatively help and/or try to stop them.

I think I like R.A. because it’s visuals are constantly hinting at what might have been or what might be, but never quite telling you what’s going on. The Captain or “Zee Captain” is constantly showing up in strange places or discovering strange items that somehow survived the apocalypse. The other characters end up being led around by this seemingly whimsical madman who is either saving humanity or just screwing around. You can never be sure which.

Like I said, I like this comic a lot and can’t get enough of the visuals. If you’re looking for something plot heavy, this is definitely not it, but if you’re looking for epic dystopian landscapes and strangeness, by all means tune in.

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