Religious Telemarketer Bothers People
Snake Burgers to Get Real Cheap in Florida
Public School Serves Usual Meal
Cigarettes Still Really Addictive
Religious Telemarketer Bothers People
Snake Burgers to Get Real Cheap in Florida
Public School Serves Usual Meal
Cigarettes Still Really Addictive
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Nick DI Paolo. He’s funny on stage, let’s see what he’s tweeting.
March 30th: “A new @NickDiPaolo podcast is up on iTunes, Stitcher, http://NickDip.com but NOT @RiotCast b/c of temporary technological glitch. THX!”
Everyone is doing a podcast these days. I gotta start doing one.
April 13th: “THX to everybody @AcmeComedyCo and to everybody who came out this weekend! I had a blast! See you guys next time!”
Without the “N” in “THX”, my immediate reaction was to think that Nick played a club with a real awesome sound system.
April 14th: “Get Tickets for my bud Joe Matarese’s one hr. Special being shot on Apr 28 http://www.theblacklistnyc.com/joem”
There’s so many plugs on this twitter, he’s plugging other comedians. Can’t blame him, I’d do the same thing.
April 21st: “Tonight season 3 premiere of @amyschumer on @ComedyCentral #hilarious”
Watched and you are correct, sir.
April 27th: “I just realized I have the exact same taste in snacks as a lot of these looters”
Sure, but who doesn’t like free snacks?
Okay, let’s rate Nick’s tweets. Lots of plugs, but who can fault him for that? (Speaking of which, I’ll be hosting the Laugh Out Loud open mic night at Tavern on Camac, Wednesdays at 9pm on the second floor.) As for Nick’s tweets, I give him a 6 for Mustness, a 7 for Style (an awesome avatar, btw) and an 8 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 7. Follow Nick to find out where his next show is.
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.
Webcomic: Basic Instructions
Creator: Scott Meyer
Format: Four panels
Updates: Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays
Genre: How To, Comedy
Themes: Dating, Business, Revenge, Everyday life, etc.
Characters: Scott, Missy, Rick
Archive: Website goes back to 2006, Live Journal to 2003.
Basic Instructions is one of those staples of the webcomic world that should definitely be in your bookmarks. Every strip is a How To Do “something”. In the process of giving the instructions, Meyer makes a complete mockery of whatever he happens to be talking about. Often the instructions are not to be followed or the characters end up hurting each other because of the advice. It’s the stiff, How-To format that gives the comedy a boost and Meyer’s punchlines are often pretty on the mark.
Some of my favorite strips include How to Explain Yourself, How to Assume a Positive Point of View and How to Explain Your Personal Issues. Meyer delivers on every level, consistently and funny. Don’t miss Basic Instructions.
Previous Reviews

If your birthday is this week: You’ll get so drunk on your birthday, your friends will end it with an intervention.
Aries: You’ll discover that you can’t get blood from a stone, unless you hit someone hard enough with it.
Taurus: Your moon is in Jupiter, which means it’s going to be another long night at the observatory.
Gemini: The stars say, are you really going to wear that shirt out?
Lemini: You’ll be forced to mow your lawn at gunpoint by a rogue garden gnome.
Cancer: You’ll be interviewed by the ghost of Johnny Carson, but constant interrupted by the ghost laughs of Ed McMahon.
Leo: Get to your iPad, your castle is about to be attack in Clash of Clans.
Virgo: You’ll got sleep skiing and rack up hundreds of dollars in ski lift fees.
Libra: Superman will wake you up early and demand you make him pancakes.
Scorpio: After a particularly steamy lapdance, the stripper hands you twenty dollars.
Sagittarius: You go to turn in your change at the supermarket, but place it in the wrong machine and buy 200 sodas instead.
Capricorn: You will purchase some soap that smells like John Madden.
Aquarius: You’ll find your lost car keys in an omelette.
Pisces: Your horoscope will be completely wrong this week.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding

Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics

Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man

Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation

Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics
![]()
