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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is the Human Torch and Captain America, AKA: Chris Evans!  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@ChrisEvans

January 19th:  “Well, well, well @prattprattpratt, looks like our teams are going into battle. For the next 2 weeks, you are not my friend, you are my enemy”

Careful, Pratt.  He has the powers of the Human Torch and Captain America.  You only have the powers of Starlord and Andy.

January 25th:  “hey @prattprattpratt ….. ” https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/559436145587548160/photo/1

Yeah, taking a bird as your mascot, probably not a good idea.

February 1st:  “So much to say!! WHAT A GAME!!!!! Thank you to the Patriots organization for giving me more amazing memories than any fan could ever ask for”

Captain America, Patriots—  I just got that.

February 1st:  “Thank you to @prattprattpratt for being a good sport. I’ll be there with you at @chris_haven, and don’t worry @seattlechildren, we’ll be”

I gotta say, that was a pretty good bet.  You guys should do that next year.

February 1st:  “coming there too! And lastly, I don’t think anyone can ever doubt the mental toughness of Tom Brady. Tough couple weeks, but he showed why”

Well, with a partially deflated ball, I guess…

February 1st:  “he’s the greatest of all time. #PSIdonthearyounow #anyballanytime”

Personally, I don’t think deflated balls or steroids or anything else should be banned.  I’d like to see it turn into professional wrestling with chairs and surprise tackles from the audience.

February 3rd:  “https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/562504209984012289”

The should give Captain America better seats.

February 6th:  “GREAT day at @chris_haven! You’re my hero, @prattprattpratt. And look out @seattlechildren, you’re next!!”

Aw, that’s nice.

February 12th:  “I’m loving this snow!!”

Oh, sure.  It’s easy when you can just make flame and clear your driveway.

February 17th:  “appreciating the stillness ” https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/567551637779410944

All I see is cold.

February 26th:  “I don’t think Deptford Goth could write a bad song if he tried.”

Not my thing, but not an awful sound.

March 3rd:  “Fun way to reveal these, Marvel! Enjoy! Less than 2 months away! @Avengers #AgeOfUltron ” https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/572798685324570625

Looks like a good flick.

March 7th:  “I cant say it enough, Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything is AMAZING. It colors in my life in the most beautiful way. READ IT”

That does sound pretty good.

March 7th:  “AMAZING day at @seattlechildren w @prattprattpratt. Met some TRUE super heroes! Feeling inspired, blessed, touched. Thank you w all my heart”

Those kids must’ve went nuts.

March 10th:  “Look out, Twitter. You’re about to crash. Here comes @chrishemsworth”

The Mighty Thor tweets!  He tweeteth many things!

March 26th:  “I’m on a bag of Doritos #lifegoals”

Captain America bong and a Human Torch lighter and you’re all set.

March 29th:  “Road trip! http://travel.viralnova.com/surreal-us-destinations/ …”

Nice!

Okay, let’s rate Chris’s tweets.  I give him a 6 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.  Follow Cap.

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