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World War 3 Avoided

Ziggy Playing Guitar

Rich People Continued to Buy Lottery Tickets

Chris Rock Gets More Material

Leeches Could Be Next

Unstoppable Killing Machine Given Help

We’re All Gonna Die

Frats Are Badass

No One Remembers Her Face

Woman Really Hates Dry Nachos

Employee Gives Away Boss’s Car