Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes die! Today’s contestant is David Alan Grier. I remember him back from the days of In Living Color. He’s a funny guy. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
@davidalangrier
June 30th: “It’s my Birfday, it’s my Birfday, it’s my muthafuckin Birfdaaaaay!!! ”
Congrats on the day of your birf, dude.
20 hours ago: “Breaking News: GM just recalled every car it has ever made!”
Now if we can only recall the guys that bailed them out.
11 hours ago: “Is it still my Birfday?”
You’re a celebrity, you get a birfday week.
10 hours ago: “Too bad the World Cup isn’t as exciting as this tennis match I’m watching…, ”
Well, at least it’s not baseball.
10 hours ago: “What a match! ”
Can we not move sports to their own channels so I can watch cartoons uninterrupted?
4 hours ago: “Hmmmmmm…What to watch C-Span or World Cup???? C-Span it is!!!! , ”
Oh, man. Guess you better cancel that Brazilian comedy tour.
4 hours ago: “So where r we? Minute 48, n nuthin, no goal, nuthin! Awesome World Cup! , ”
What? Oh, I was still watching C-SPAN.
3 hours ago: “78 muthafuckin minutes n ain’t nobody scored a damn goal??? Ain’t this a bitch? , ”
Well, at least in hockey with no score, some gets the shit kicked out of them.
3 hours ago: “The Belgian dude w the Afro wig n uni brow is killing it! , , ”
Goal, bitches! Goal!
3 hours ago: “Belgium #8 looks like n Armenian Gino Vanelli , ”
I think you’re right.
3 hours ago: “91 minutes of my life sucked outa me! I want those minutes back! , ”
At least a Michael Bay movie would’ve had explosions.
3 hours ago: “Gooooooooaaaaaaallllllllll!!!!!!!! , ”
Finalllllllly!
3 hours ago: “Goooooooaaaaaaaalllllll!!!!!! , ”
Up until the first goal, there was an equal amount at C-Span.
3 hours ago: “How long is this game??? , ”
Too long to watch, apparently.
3 hours ago: “Ginooooooooo!!!!!!! , ”
Afroooooooooooooooo!
2 hours ago: “Game Ovaaaaa , ”
How did Arnold Schwartzenagger get there?
2 hours ago: “Timmy Howard, u did tha damn thang homey…But! , ”
No idea. But I salute your brave stance on soccer, sir!
Okay, let’s rate David’s tweets. I give him a 9 for Style, a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9.3. Very high. You gotta follow David.
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