Ingredients: One Margarita, six beers, bottle of spiced rum, ice cream, large glass, wastepaper basket.
Step One: Go out with girlfriend, agree to drink margarita’s with her.
Step Two: Check out hot female bartender’s ass.
Step Three: Get into argument with girlfriend, refuse to follow her out of the bar.
Step Four: Hit on hot bartender, get turned down.
Step Five: Become annoyed. Drink like six beers.
Step Six: Stagger back to campus with plastic margarita glass. Decide a root beer float should go inside it.
Step Seven: Fill margarita glass with root beer.
Step Eight: Add spiced rum while taking several sips from the bottle.
Step Nine: Put ice cream in glass.
Step Ten: Watch float bubble up and all over the table and then the floor.
Step Eleven: Drink float.
Step Twelve: Become nauseated because part of the margarita was still in glass.
Step Thirteen: Throw up in wastepaper basket, but most of it hits the side on the outside.
Step Fourteen: Call girlfriend, make drunken promises.
Step Fifteen: Realize you’ve call the Campus Information hotline and are crying to a recording.
Step Sixteen: Drink more float.
Step Seventeen: Vomit.
Step Eighteen: Decide more root beer will fix drink.
Step Nineteen: Realize there’s no more root beer.
Step Twenty: Drink much of the rest of spiced rum. Black out.
