Posts Tagged Guacamole

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Dec29

Rewritten Headlines: God Tumor to Highway Guacamole

by tonyd on December 29, 2017 at 12:01 am

God is a Brain Tumor Shirt Works Every 20th Worker To Lose Job Man Cancels Out Good Fortune People All Over the World Love Bacon Worst Clean Up on Aisle 2 Ever Company That’s Not Scamming You Apologies For Scamming […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May29

Ira’s Drunken Recipes: Guacamole

by tonyd on May 29, 2017 at 12:23 am

Ingredients:  6 Avocados, garlic powder, white vinegar, cilantro, onion, tomato, lime, tequila, salt, one girlfriend, one bag of nachos. Step 1:  Get into a fight with your girlfriend. Step 2:  Drink half a bottle of tequila. Step 3:  Start eating […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul30

Ten Things I Expect From Taco Bell

by tonyd on July 30, 2016 at 12:01 am

Taco Bell had the Dorito shell and now the Cheetos Burrito.  The rest are the Ten Things I Expect. Nachos n’ M&M’s Hershey’s Chalupa Frosted Flakes Quesadilla Chicken of the Sea Tuna Burrito Surprise Guacamole-sicles Refried Beans and Rice Flavored […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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