Posts Tagged tomato

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Jan06

Ten Things I Learned About Being Italian

by tonyd on January 6, 2018 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros! I gotta book about Italians coming out in March!  Here’s ten things I learned.  It’s a little sneak peek into my research!  There are way more types of pasta than even I thought.  The tomato didn’t reach Italy […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May29

Ira’s Drunken Recipes: Guacamole

by tonyd on May 29, 2017 at 12:23 am

Ingredients:  6 Avocados, garlic powder, white vinegar, cilantro, onion, tomato, lime, tequila, salt, one girlfriend, one bag of nachos. Step 1:  Get into a fight with your girlfriend. Step 2:  Drink half a bottle of tequila. Step 3:  Start eating […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun01

Rewritten Headlines: Justin Bieber to Zombie

by tonyd on June 1, 2012 at 12:01 am

Real: Justin Bieber Suffers Concussion in Paris Rewritten: Shitty Lyrics Momentarily Overwhelm Pop Icon’s Brain Real: Seattle Shooting “Hero” Threw Stools at Gunman: Police Rewritten: Misleading Headline Implies Poop Being Thrown Real: Madonna Disses Lady Gaga Rewritten: Old Woman Shakes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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