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Apr19

Twitter in Focus: Fred Savage

by tonyd on April 19, 2017 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Fred Savage!  Actor of the Wonder Years and director of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting!

@thefredsavage

December 22nd:  “Always some kind of crisis, public infrastructure is a mess…really starting to have second thoughts on Adventure Bay. #imarubble”

Googled Adventure Bay and it’s an amusement park.  Not sure of the contest here.

December 24th:  “I don’t know how I’ve gone this long without @idinamenzel‘s Christmas album, but man am I glad I won’t have to live without it again.”

I don’t know if she can sing, but she’s cute.

December 26th:  “The scene between Kevin and Marley in the church is just beautiful. Roberts Blossom’s performance is absolutely perfect.”

Kevin was in Scrooge?

December 30th:  “One day, I’m going to have to get off of my couch and stop watching Hallmark Channel Christmas movies. That’s gonna be a bad day.”

Not until the egg nog is gone.

January 3rd:  “I’d like to thank the makers of The Akinator for giving my children empirical proof that my brother is more famous than me.”

Wow, two famous actors in one family.

January 5th: “My latest shipment from Amazon gives a pretty complete portrait of who I am.”

The Godfather and Young Frankenstein?  Nice combo.

January 15th:  “The most delightful surprise of the weekend has been how much of my brain is still occupied by Jerky Boys routines and Jimmy Buffet lyrics.”

Well, mid-January, no one is really firing on all cylinders yet.  Not until the end of February really.

January 20th:  “Finding a lot of comfort in Hello Dolly right now. #isnttheworldfullofwonderfulthings”

Meh.

February 5th:  “Thrilled to be part of the Super Bowl…particularly because it didn’t involve windsprints. http://bit.ly/2kv2xVd  #powerofdreams @honda”

V/O, nice.  You’re doin’ it all, bro.

February 8th:  “Oh, @KarinaLongworth how I’ve missed you. Join you, I will!”

Everyone has a podcast these days.  I should get one.

February 9th:  “Drunk with power”

Bed, Bath and Beyond does have some good stuff.  

February 11th:  “Funny, heartbreaking, brilliant performances, beautifully shot. @fleabag is something special.”

Hmm, have to check it out.

Okay, let’s rate Fred’s tweets.  Not very up-to-date, but the guy is busy.  I give him a 6 for Mustness, a 7 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 7.3.  Follow Fred.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

└ Tags: actor, Ben Savage, director, Fleabag, Fred Savage, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, rating, review, Super Bowl, Super Frat, The Godfather, The Wonder Years, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus, voice over, Young Frankenstein
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Apr17

Fat Guy Eats: Super China

by tonyd on April 17, 2017 at 12:01 am

Restaurant:  Super China

Address:  Echelon Mall Food Court, Voorhees, NJ

Food:  Chinese Food

Price:  Cheap

Portions:  Big

Taste:  Edible

Service:  Friendly

Atmosphere:  Cafeteria Style

 

So I went into the old Echelon Food Court to hit my favorite cheap sushi place, only to discover to my horror that it is long gone, along with most of the places to eat in the Food Court.  Food Courts are rapidly becoming a thing of the past and for good reason.  No one likes to eat in public while a bunch of shoppers look at you.  Still, I was hungry, so I opted for Super China.  What a mistake.

First, no unsweetened iced tea.  Second, the $7.99 two meats and two side deal wasn’t much of a deal.  The General Tso’s chicken wasn’t spicy at all and tasted more like a half-assed effort at Sesame Chicken.  The Sesame Chick was far too sweet and tasted like Honey chicken.  It was a big gross mess I was I hadn’t eaten.  Still, the portions were good.

Next time, I’ll have to go to the Philly Cheesesteak guy.  I would’ve gone to him, but I had had a cheesesteak the night before.  His iced tea was freshly brewed.

I give Super China 2 out of 10 keggers.  No thanks, bros.

kegkeg

└ Tags: bad, Chinese food, Echelon Mall, Fat Guy Eats, Food Court, General Tso's Chicken, NJ, rating, review, Sesame Chicken, Super China, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, Voorhees, Voorhees Town Center
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Apr16

Your Easter Fratoscope 2017

by tonyd on April 16, 2017 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  You can a birthday call from the Easter Bunny, but you suspect it’s not the real Easter Bunny.

Aries:  A large pink bunny beats the crap out of your pizza delivery guy on your front lawn, insisting only “he delivers in this town on this day”.

Taurus:  You’ll discover that eating the fake grass in your Easter Basket really makes your poop come out in strange colors.

Gemini:  Someone will replace the inside of your Easter egg candy with kale.

Lemini:  The same thing’s going to happen to you that happened last year: this.

Cancer:  You regret holding your Easter Egg hunt in the dog park.

Leo:  You’ll see a drunken Santa stagger past the line of kids waiting for the Easter Bunny and shout, “What are you lookin’ at?!”

Virgo:  You will be told that wearing a rabbit costume to church this Sunday is extremely inappropriate.

Libra:  You’ll find a very confused leprechaun passed out in your Easter basket.

Scorpio:  You will find that your sex toy shaped chocolates unwrapped and weird tasting.

Sagittarius:  An angry group of ragtag chickens will break into your house and free the Easter Eggs you dyed.

Capricorn:  The stars say, coating a turkey with chocolate and leaving it under the Christmas tree is going to send mixed signals.

Aquarius:  You’ll wake up to the Easter Bunny humping your leg, but you will get extra chocolate.

Pisces:  You will find the Easter Bunny’s wallet, but it’s only full of “Bunny Bucks”.

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, Easter, Easter Bunny, Easter Egg Hunt, fake grass, funny, future, Gemini, Holiday, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, Pisces, predictions, psychic, Sagittarius, Scorpio, signs, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Apr15

Ten Things I Learned From My Dog

by tonyd on April 15, 2017 at 1:32 am

  1.  The five second rule is more like zero seconds.
  2.  A toilet can be anywhere.
  3.  There is such a thing as a hello lick.
  4.  A trip to the store can feel like a million years.
  5.  The sound of any bag opening means food.
  6.  Bark is like aloha of dog.
  7.  One should constantly be smelling.
  8.  A nap can be anywhere.
  9.  There is no reason to eat anything green unless you want to throw up.
  10.  Squirrels are the devil.
└ Tags: bark, comedy, dogs, five second rule, food, funny, humor, lick, list, smelling, squirrels, Super Frat, Ten Things I Learned, Toilet, Tony DiGerolamo, top ten
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