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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian, Kyle Kinane!  Let’s see what he’s tweeting!

@kylekinane

April 16th:  “Portland, you were wonderful as always. Thank you to everyone who came out to @HeliumComedyPdx. See you in a few weeks at @bridgetown.”

Man, I wish Philly wasn’t such a terrible town to play.  Hard to get comedians this way.

April 18th:  “Y’all gonna watch @problematic with that sonofa–sorry–my PAL @moshekasher tonight, right?”

Missed it.  But only because I didn’t really want to watch it.

April 21st:  “Someone needs to tell these small dogs that “emotional support animal” also means “comedian’s neglected Instagram accessory.””

I like small dogs.  Small dogs, small poop.

April 21st:  “I appreciate how you reimbursed only $47 of a $700+ identity theft and blamed me because I didn’t notice I was being robbed soon enough.”

Oh, man.  Really?  That sucks.

April 21st:  “But I’m not even IN Wisconsin.”

Aren’t we all, in our way, IN Wisconsin?

April 22nd:  “AMERICA’S PARTHENON”  Re:  https://twitter.com/atlasobscura/status/855713773352624128

You’d think with all the retirees, it would still be open.

April 23rd:  “I call my junk “Eddie and the Cruisers””

That reference was more obscure than the Lords of Flatbush.

April 26th:  “You can call any show on TV “Planet Earth” and it would be correct.”

But then the TV Guide would only be seven words long.

April 26th:  “A supergroup made up of all the unofficial Marleys and Ramones.”

You could call them Dread Ramone.

April 26th:  “They had a lot of booze backstage during this taping. I regret nothing.”

Nice.

April 27th:  “I won’t do face app because I already know I’d be a beautiful woman.”

Relative to the facial hair, I guess.

April 27th:  “This show is dope af. You come to this.” https://twitter.com/BryanCooking/status/857689331820937216

So many comedy shows, so little time…and money.

April 30th:  “I think my friend means #fyrefestival at Club Paradise” https://twitter.com/CJSullivan_/status/858715965424418816

Sucks, but kinda hard to feel bad for rich Americans, traveling to an island paradise where the locals are poor as shit, crying about cheese sandwiches.

1 hour ago:  “”Libtard” is “liberal+retard”. JUST got that. Jeez, I’m going to be reeling from this zinger for a WHILE. Ouch.”

Yeah, we Libertarians get that too.  Feel better. 

1 hour ago:  “I know I come off as a beer-drinkin’ good-time fella, but also know I value Trump as much as a shit-smeared napkin left by the train tracks.”

Well, if you had no TP at all, you might value it.  You know, a thick one, you could fold in on itself and use in a pinch after a pinch.

Okay, let’s rate Kyle’s tweets.

Pretty intense.  Genuine and behind the scenes.  This dude works!  I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 9, follow Kyle.

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