Super Frat

Jun12

Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick

by tonyd on June 12, 2017 at 12:01 am

It’s time for you pledgemaster to pass out, then wake up later and judge! He shall judge all! This is Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick!

The Mike Tyson Mysterious: Very Fratty

If you haven’t seen this show, it’s amazing. It’s on Adult Swim and stars Mike Tyson with Norm MacDonald as one of his pigeons. It’s like an old Hanna-Barbera cartoon, only really messed up. Can’t get enough of it.

The Word Manspreading: Not Fratty

That’s the dumbest fucking word I’ve ever heard. Ranks right up there with “mansplaining”.

Adam West: The Frattiest

Adam West might be the Frattiest guy that ever lived.

Anti-Protest Laws: Very Not Fratty

Bro, they’re arresting people that didn’t even do anything. They were just there. WTF?

Puerto Rico: Fratty

Puerto Rico is finally going to be a state. It’s about friggin’ time.

Decker: Unclassified: Not Fratty

I guess I don’t get the metahumor shows. I mean, I get them, I just don’t find them funny. Making something purposely bad, but try to be serious? It’s just kinda boring to me.

Trump: Kinda Fratty

Look, I know he’s an asshole and he’s done some messed up stuff, but— You got admit, the guy is nuts. He just crashed a wedding in NJ. The guy likes to party, you gotta give him that. I mean, I’m sick of hearing about him, but— Look, I’m torn about this. Let’s just say, he’s a little Fratty.

Faking Illness to get out of Bar tab: Genius!

I have to try this.

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Jun11

Your Fratoscope: June 11, 2017

by tonyd on June 11, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Your cake will be glazed in the tears of your enemies, just like Conan.

Aries: You will somehow jack knife your VW Beetle.

Taurus: You’ll shock everyone at the miniature golf course by sinking several holes-in-one without pants.

Gemini: A policeman will ticket you, mostly because he’s just bored.

Lemini: This week, you’ll start counting all the slices of bread you eat until you die.

Cancer: That meat that you’ve been saving in the fridge finally gets up and throws itself out.

Leo: The strippers at the strip club insist you sit in shadow because it’s too depressing to gyrate around you.

Virgo: You’ll invent a delicious new cocktail with a horrible name called the Goat Piss Margarita.

Libra: You will get into another fight over tacos.

Scorpio: You will expose yourself to some tourists.

Sagittarius: Your image consultant finally tells you to take the mascot costume off.

Capricorn: The stars say, global warming sure is cool looking from where the stars are sitting.

Aquarius: You will be challenged to a fight by several small children dressed as the characters from Fight Club.

Pisces: You’ll drink so much iced tea, you’ll go back in time to the beginning of the week and do it again.

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Jun10

Ten Things I’d Like to See as Apps

by tonyd on June 10, 2017 at 2:07 am

An app that negates the sound of babies crying.
An app that allows you to filter political tweets.
An app that starts a timer which countdowns how long you have until the commercials are over.
An app that counts things like the Rainman.
An app that keeps track of how long you’ve played games on your phone and hectors you to do something more useful with you life.
An app that allows you to talk through your phone with any foreign accent.
An app judges when the porn you’re watching is getting too depraved.
An app that rates your farts by smell, sound and length of time.
An app that says inspiring things to you at random intervals.
An app logs all your mistakes and points out when you’re going to repeat one.