Hipster Really Makes Bad Trade
Politician to Continue to Take Bribes
Canadians Too Polite to Ask to be Freed
Hipster Really Makes Bad Trade
Politician to Continue to Take Bribes
Canadians Too Polite to Ask to be Freed
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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contest is Sarah Levy, actress and star of one of my favorite shows, Schitt’s Creek. And, I discovered, daughter of Eugene Levy! Let’s see what she’s tweeting.
September 1st: “JUST IN: rain in LA.”
Get off the road! GET OFF THE ROAD! (Seriously, people in L.A. freak out in the rain. Get off the road.)
September 1st: “There’s nothing a little Flamin’ Hot Crunchy Cheeto can’t fix ”
Technically, being little Flamin’ Hot Crunch Cheeto-free, but other than that, yes.
September 9th: “Remember when you could cry really loudly and no one thought it was weird”
Uh, oh. Someone skipped her Zoloft today.
September 11th: “Thanks everyone for all your wonderful birthday wishes”
It’s a good thing you’re a Canadian. So depressing for Americans born that day.
September 12th: “My phone isn’t auto correcting to “ducking” anymore so I’ll take that as a life win”
That’s ducked up.
September 20th: “RING THE ALARMS”
Because Schitt’s Creek season 3 is coming to Netflix? Yes!
September 24th: “I’m in a glass case of emotion”
Watching the Blue Jays? Well, that settles it. You’re definitely Canadian.
October 3rd: “I’ve met my person in @gorgeousgotagun and she’s having an album release at Hotel Cafe and everyone in LA needs to go”
This is what Spotify is for.
October 4th: “Let’s play a game: How far can I go on my gas light?”
Longer if you leave it attached to your car.
October 5th: “TODAY TODAY @netflix @schittscreek”
It’s a pretty genius show, everyone. Worth watching.
Okay, let’s rate Sarah’s tweets. Her brother, Dan Levy, is also on the show. Way to keep in the family, Eugene! I give Sarah a 6 for Mustness, a 7 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 7.3. Follow Sarah and watch Schitt’s Creek.
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Mike Pence left the football game under Trump’s orders. Here’s ten other things I expect that he told him.
If your birthday is this week: You win that game of Russian Roulette, but then won’t have anyone else to play with.
Aries: You pizza will arrive early, but in the wrong shape.
Taurus: The stars say, your socks wouldn’t smell like butter if you didn’t keep using them to smuggle flapjacks into class with them.
Gemini: Your robot will gain sentience and then get it’s own apartment all the while assuring you it’s the robot and not you.
Lemini: Your cock ring will fall off at the worst possible time.
Cancer: This week, you’ll use up all your data emailing memes that no one reads.
Leo: The religious holiday you made up to get out of work, causes your boss to convert this week.
Virgo: A group of very lazy highwaymen will rob you at the Burger King drive thru.
Libra: You’ll be pelted by donuts on three different ocassions this week.
Scorpio: Despite your weekend, the doctor will be able to repair your butthole.
Sagittarius: You’ll drink a beer with the least famous member of KISS.
Capricorn: Your best friend will be outed as a Brony.
Aquarius: They save room for you in the lifeboat, but only because you look the most delicious.
Pisces: You will finally get a date, but not from a dating site, plus you’ll have to buy all your date’s old furniture and give them a good seller’s rating.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding
Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics
Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man
Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation
Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics