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Nov20

State of the Websites: November

by tonyd on November 20, 2011 at 3:43 am

Hey Bros!

Here’s a quick video update.

└ Tags: Super Frat, The Webcomic Factory, Tony DiGerolamo, video
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Nov20

Your Fratoscope: November 20, 2011

by tonyd on November 20, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will become sexually attracted to a cabbage and knock over a display in the produce section.

Aries:  You will have a nightmare about someone machinegunning your house, then you’ll wake up and realize that you overslept for your drug deal.

Taurus:  This week, there will be some rocky waters ahead.  Mostly because you drove your yacht drunk again.

Gemini: Sick of your roommate’s dirty laundry, you will mail it to his mother, postage due.

Lemini:   You will contemplate suicide until watching the movie, Melancholia.  Then you become sure that you want to die.

Cancer:  The stars say, your Occupy Amber Heard’s Panties movement is popular, but incredibly illegal.

Leo: Vladamir Putin will come to your place and kick your ass.  You know why.

Virgo:  Turns out that fish you bought last week was a gerbil and it finally drowned in that fish bowl you kept it in.  It’s time for new glasses.

Libra:  You will find a note in a rollercoaster written in blood that says, “Jump before the second hill!”

Scorpio:  Your dentist will discover that you’re a whore, mostly because of all the encrusted semen he has to remove from your teeth.

Sagittarius:  After concentrating on a pencil for years, you finally move it with “the Force”.  Shortly thereafter, Lucas Arts lawyers arrive at your home and make you sign a non-disclosure agreement.

Capricorn: You’ll discover that baby you purchased was really a robot.  That’s probably for the best.

Aquarius:  This week you’ll spot a waiter that looks amazingly like Robin Williams, but it turns out, Robin Williams is the manager.

Pisces: You will haunted by the images of Pilgrims in your dreams, most because you’ll eat your weight in stuffing.

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer Capricorn, comedy, frat boy, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, parody, Pisces, psychic, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Nov18

Rewritten Headlines: Occupy Wall Street to Regis Philbin

by tonyd on November 18, 2011 at 12:01 am

News is like meth. A little is bad, but too much is really bad. And like meth, Tony D has made it better with Rewritten Headlines!

Real: Authorities Foil NY Protest Bid to Shut Wall Street

Rewritten: Hipsters to Return to Coffee Shops More Annoyed Than Ever

Real: Panetta: Strike on Iran Could Hurt World Economy

Rewritten: Panetta:  World War 3, Probably Bad Idea

Real: Congress OKs Bill Averting Government Shutdown

Rewritten: Congress Narrowly Averts Destroying America Again

Real: Sexually Spread Disease Up in US Last Year, Especially Chlamydia; Syphilis Rate Drops

Rewritten: US Men Become More Picky When Choosing Whores

Real: Skype Announces Facebook-to-Facebook Calling

Rewritten: Facebook To Get More Annoying

Real: Philbin Starts to Wrap Things Up as Tenure on “Live” Nears an End

Rewritten: Regis Slowly Realizing His Own Irrelevance

└ Tags: America, Chlamydia, comedy, Congress, facebook, funny, humor, Iran, News, Occupy Wall Street, Panetta, politics, protesters, Regis Philbin, Rewritten Headlines, Skype, STDs, Super Frat, Syphilis, Tony DiGerolamo
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Nov16

Twitter in Focus: Kurt Sutter

by tonyd on November 16, 2011 at 4:03 am

Hey Bros.

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Oh, I’m psyched for this week’s twitterer, it’s Kurt Sutter, creator of one of my favorite shows, The Sons of Anarchy.  The show is getting very intense if you haven’t been watching.  (I think they are going to kill off Ron Perlman’s character.)  Let’s see what Kurt is tweeting.

@sutterink

November 13th:  “Spending the day with my amazing wife @kateylous. #LUCKYMAN”

Wow, you are married to both Gemma and Leela.  Unfortunately, you’re also married to Peg, but two out of three.

November 14th:  “Choosing music for episodes 413 414. Maybe my favorite part of the job.”

That sounds like fun.  The S.O.A. soundtrack would have to rock.

November 14th:  “I always get uptight when episodes score big with fans & critics (410). Feel like I’m getting se up for the next episode being “less than”.”

Nah.  Let the haters hate.  Who cares?  I was just watching the show tonight.  I don’t know how you’re going to avoid killing most or all of the cast by the end of this season.

November 14th:  “@DavidHasselhoff can you say EL HOFFO?”

And you’re friends with the Hoff, who apparently has created a new superhero persona for himself.

November 14th:  “Didn’t know the HUNGER GAMES was about actual hunger games. Thought it was a metaphor. Seems less interesting now. TWILIGHT with evil sports”

Yeah, why are people going so crazy for that movie?

15 hours ago:  “I was thinking of turning over my twitter feed to a PR firm to improve my tarnished Emmy profile, but none of those cunts would take the job”

Plus legally, no one in PR can use the word “cunt”.

15 hours ago:  “Do not miss CALL OF DUTY tonight. 90 minutes of explosive fun. My homage to gaming and once again we say GOODBYE to a member of SAMCRO.”

That was messed up.  Do you feel bad when you kill off an actor’s character?

15 hours ago:  “I called Ashton to recommend a good PR firm, he’s using NAMBLA & Assoc. They’re based in PA, just south of Reason, 100 miles from Decency.”

Whoa!  Boo-yah!  Take that Penn State!  I was just reading about the case too.  It is majorly fucked up.  This missing D.A. is just another crazy element.

13 hours ago:  “I love DL. He’s a man full of vigorous determination and genuine gratitude. http://collider.com/david-labrava-sons-of-anarchy-interview/126503/”

Awesome.  His character’s still alive, right?  He could come back and save things at the end.

7 hours:  “@SashaGrey you can read to my kids anytime. My daughter loves anal-themed stories. “Everyone Poops” is her favorite. tmz.com/2011/11/15/sch…”

You are living the life, bro.  Hobnobbing with the stars.

4 hours ago:  “The day I write a show where every episode pleases every critic is the day I turn in my originality card. My mind, … http://say.ly/TAU105T”

It’s jealousy.  Nuthin’ but jealousy.  This wish they had your life.  I wish I had your life.

Okay, let’s rate Kurt’s tweets.  Kurt’s a genuine guy.  I give him a 9 for Style, definitely crazy for saying some of this shit, so 9 for Insanity and he’s on here a bunch giving the kind of behind-the-scenes stuff I like, so 10 for Mustness.  That’s a 9.3.  Very high.  Gotta follow Kurt and watch the Sons of Anarchy if you haven’t.  It’s full of awesome.

└ Tags: bikers, FX, Gemma, Katy Sagal, Kurt Sutter, Leela, Peg, Ron Perlman, social media, Sons of Anarchy, Super Frat, televsion, Tony DiGerolamo, tweet, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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