Posts Tagged Missile

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Nov24

Rewritten Headlines: Mount Doom to Gas Blast

by tonyd on November 24, 2012 at 12:01 am

Invisibility Ring May Be Up For Grabs Again Post Office Slowly Getting Shit Together Bar For Med School Lowered God Damned Sadist Writes Article at CBS Car Thieves Worried About Looking Gay Fatties Ignore Protest US Really Paranoid Critics Forced […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec31

Rewritten Headlines: Boeing to Kim Kardashian

by tonyd on December 31, 2011 at 12:01 am

Time for the news, not the way it is, but the way it should be.  Short, crisp, precise and tactless.  This is Rewritten Headlines! Real: Boeing Wins $3.48 Billion U.S. Missile Defense Contract Rewritten: U.S. Prepares to Bomb the Shit […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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