Posts Tagged Syphilis

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Dec31

Rewritten Headlines: Boeing to Kim Kardashian

by tonyd on December 31, 2011 at 12:01 am

Time for the news, not the way it is, but the way it should be.  Short, crisp, precise and tactless.  This is Rewritten Headlines! Real: Boeing Wins $3.48 Billion U.S. Missile Defense Contract Rewritten: U.S. Prepares to Bomb the Shit […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov18

Rewritten Headlines: Occupy Wall Street to Regis Philbin

by tonyd on November 18, 2011 at 12:01 am

News is like meth. A little is bad, but too much is really bad. And like meth, Tony D has made it better with Rewritten Headlines! Real: Authorities Foil NY Protest Bid to Shut Wall Street Rewritten: Hipsters to Return […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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