Posts Tagged Boeing

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Jan12

Rewritten Headlines: Flu Shot to Big Thing

by tonyd on January 12, 2013 at 12:01 am

People Urge the Purchase of Shitty Product Government and NRA Agree to Gang Up on Video Games Iran Hopes Ben Affleck Will Work for Them Endangered Species Too Delicious President Lies to Finally End War French Surrendering Somehow Helpful “Fuck […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec31

Rewritten Headlines: Boeing to Kim Kardashian

by tonyd on December 31, 2011 at 12:01 am

Time for the news, not the way it is, but the way it should be.  Short, crisp, precise and tactless.  This is Rewritten Headlines! Real: Boeing Wins $3.48 Billion U.S. Missile Defense Contract Rewritten: U.S. Prepares to Bomb the Shit […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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