Werewolves Celebrate New Year’s Early Rich People Pretend Justice System Can Touch Them Woman With Large Breasts Somehow Newsworthy Fictional Events More Important That Sex to Some Jammies Comfy, Most Say Masturbater Retires Man Steals Bones That He Could’ve Dug […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Politicians in Season Finale of U.S. Government Justin Bieber Hated More Than You Think Some Playing GTA for Real American Nutrition to Return to Previous Unhealthy Levels Taylor Swift Edging Closer to Playboy Spread Proof of Ancient Farts Found NASA […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Despite Crime, Baldwin Uncool Annoying Entire Country Very Expensive Local Store Sells Valuable Object for Next to Nothing No One Wants Your Shitty Old House President Fucks Around Despite Multiple Wars Senator Looks to Have Ego Stroked Elsewhere Hipsters No […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey Bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is the Jay in Jay and Silent Bob, Jason Mewes. Let’s see if his tweets are as outrageous as his character. Snootchie Bootchies! June 24th: “”Hi […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…