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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian Sarah Colonna.  She’s funny on TV, let’s see what she’s tweeting.

@sarahcolonna

November 16th:  “Why isn’t there an ass emoticon so I could do this: (middle finger emoticon) then the ass emoticon to show what @Delta did to me today?”

Yeah, that’s weird that they don’t have one for that.  The Internet is so full of prudes.

November 16th:  “Okay I’m all yours from now on @AmericanAir. Please be nice to me. I’ve been very scarred by @delta. Thank you.”

I can’t fly anymore.  These days, I’m all about the trains or cars.

November 17th:  “I guess my third book will be called “Has anyone seen my rants””

Not sure I get that one.

November 17th:  “I probably just need some moscato.”

An Italian Rugby player?

November 17th:  “The very nice flight attendant noticed I was about to have a breakdown & gave me a snack box. I assume this is what it’s like to be 4.”

Nice to see airlines can spend 16 cents on a passenger when they need to.

13 hours ago:  “Charles Manson’s fiancé must have had a pretty solid upbringing.”

You gotta admit, she’s probably a strong willed person.  Probably out of her mind, but strong willed.

11 hours ago;  “Going in for neck surgery but hoping to come out with giant tits. ”

We’re hoping too, Sarah.

6 minutes ago:  “I feel pretty (high). ”

Well, at least you’re out of surgery.

Okay, let’s rate Sarah’s tweets.  A mixture of comedy, some plugs and personal experiences.  I give her a 9 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.6.  Follow Sarah.

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