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Aug15

Where to Pokémon Go? Village of Glen Oaks, NJ

by tonyd on August 15, 2016 at 12:06 am

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Area:  Veterans Memorial Park Walking Trail

Town:  Village of Glen Oaks, NJ

Drivability:  No

Gyms:  One

Stops:  10-12

Setting:  Park

Spacing:  Loop

Activity Times: Mornings, Nights, Weekends

Welcome to the new review column, Where to Pokémon go?  As long as I’m playing this game, I might as well review some of the hot spots for catching Pokemon.

Located across from the Shop Rite and a plaza of stores and next to a police station and municipal building is the Veterans Memorial Park Walking Trail.  The great thing about this trail is that it’s on a loop, so you can just keep walking it as the stops constantly reset.  The park used to close, but I went there on a weeknight and it was still open at 9:30pm.

It’s more of a fitness park, so the trail is meant for joggers.  There are memorials on the park benches (where the stops are located).  And there are stations to do extra exercises as well as basketball courts.  Parking is behind, on a street.  Across the street is residential, so be aware if you get some looks from the locals.

The gym is located at the end of the park nearest the police station.  The area sometimes hosts carnivals and other events in the summer, so be aware if you’re dropping in from out of town.  There’s no water near by, so most of the Pokémon were land based.  There are no conveniently located vending machines or anywhere to get a drink, so bring something to hydrate.  This summer is brutal!  Stop in the Shop Rite across the street, something always spawns in the parking lot.

Two to four lures were active when I was there at night.  I’ve heard from other locals it’s pretty busy in the mornings and on weekends, but be aware there were a lot of locals going there just to exercise.

I give Veterans Memorial Park Walking Trail 7.5 out of 10 keggers.

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└ Tags: gyms, land based, lures, Memorial Park Walking Trail, New Jersey, NJ, Pokemon Go, rating, residential, review, Shop Rite, South Jersey, spawning ground, stops, Tony DiGerolamo, veterans, Village of Glen Oaks, Where to Pokemon Go?
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Aug14

Your Fratoscope: August 14, 2016

by tonyd on August 14, 2016 at 2:19 am

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If your birthday is this week:  A girl will jump out of a cake for your party, but the next day, you’ll wake up inside a cake at someone else’s party.

Aries:  You will eat a delicious painting.

Taurus:  The stars say, invest in plastics.

Gemini:  You neighbor’s dog is stealing your mail.

Lemini:  Your drug dealer suggests that you may have a problem.

Cancer:  Get up early and get things done today, that way you can get drunk much, much earlier.

Leo:  Your boss will partner you up with a suicidal, wise-cracking loose cannon and together you’ll run the craziest Starbucks ever.

Virgo:  You’ll discover that it’s nearly impossible to recycle lettuce.

Libra:  The ghost of Corey Haim will attempt to borrow $200 from you.

Scorpio:  You will become aroused by a new ice cream flavor.

Sagittarius:  You’ll discover a department store mannequin that looks just like you and it’s dressed way better.

Capricorn:  You’ll eat a pizza in the shape of your favorite celebrity.

Aquarius:  This week, go easy on your boss, he has to fire you on Friday.

Pisces:  You’ll discover that it’s not too hard to remove everything from your fridge and climb inside out of the heat.

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Aug13

Binge Watch: Stranger Things

by tonyd on August 13, 2016 at 12:38 am

Remember the 80’s? Well, now you don’t have to. Stranger Things, on Netflix, is eight episodes of every 80’s movie you can possibly imagine. It’s 1983 and there is a secret government experiment going on near a small, little mid-western town.

When one of four friends (Dungeons & Dragons players) mysteriously disappears and a strange girl with powers appears, a big mystery starts to unravel. The show features such 80’s icons as Winona Ryder and Matthew Modine. Ryder, in particular, shines at the determined mom. But the true stand outs are the kids.

I’ve already contacted attorneys for the Duffer Brothers stealing my early teens. It’s just that good. The look, the music, the feel, the monsters— It’s the show everyone’s talking about it. Don’t miss the first season.

Stranger Things is on Netflix and I give it 10 keggers.

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└ Tags: 10 keggers, 80's, 80's movies, Binge Watch, Duffer Brothers, Dungeons & Dragons, kids, Matthew Modine, Netflix, ratings, reviews, Stranger Things, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, TV show, Winona Ryder
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Aug11

Rewritten Headlines: Lonely Man to Worthless Degree

by tonyd on August 11, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Man Desperately Needs Tinder

Super Awkward Mother’s Day

Guy Really Bad At His Job

Small Business Man Finds Audience For Product

Wacky Inventor Not So Wacky

Sadist Decides to Punish Self Again

Perfectly Sensible Drinker Rushes to ATM

Shrimp Cocktail Doubles in Price

Curious George Continues Sad Slide

College Officially Worthless

 

 

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