Jul09

Fat Guy Eats: Rodizio Grill in Voorhees

by tonyd on July 9, 2016 at 12:01 am

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Restaurant:  Rodizio’s Grill in Voorhees

Address: 13109 Town Center Blvd, Voorhees, NJ 08043

Food:  Brazilian Steakhouse

Price:  Above Average

Portions:  All You Can Eat

Taste:  Great

Service:  Awesome

Atmosphere:  Upscale

Guten tag!  It is I, Mr. DiGerolamo’s German intern, Helmut.  Mr. DiGerolamo is currently in a food coma, drifting in and out of consciousness so it is left to me to translate, ya?  I tell you all about the good food.

First he say, he love the Brazilian Steakhouses.  All the meat is good, ya?  Rodizio has pork ribs, pork sausage, center cut steak, glazed ham, marinated chicken, barbecue chicken, barbecue brisket—  So many meats!  And the salad bar is good too, ya?  More than salad, it had soup, cornbread, cheese, artichoke, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes—  So many flavors!  So much food!  Plus fried polenta.

Oh, I only wish Mr. DiGerolamo could bring me a doggie bag as he has done in the past with other restaurant.  Living in his basement with nothing but old comics and leftover Christmas candy to eat is lonely.  Tell him in the comments section to please pay me!  I wish to return to Germany!  Please!

Rodizio Grill in Voorhees gets 8 out of 10 keggers.

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Jul08

Rewritten Headlines: Poop Sign to Pot Narc

by tonyd on July 8, 2016 at 12:01 am

RewrittenNewsDeskWerewolf

Hackers Really Phoning in the Comedy

Ah, Nice Day for a Walk in the Fores—  Jesus CHRIST!

We’re All Gonna Die

Pander Trek

Disney Cartoon Comes to Life

Computer Geeks Suddenly Get Hungry

$15 Bowl of Cereal Created

Fat Albert Still in Trouble

Loud Chick a Fun Date

Really Nice T-Shirt Now Unworn

Pothead Narcs on Dad

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Jul06

Twitter in Focus: J Kay of Up and Out

by tonyd on July 6, 2016 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is webcomic creator, J Kay of Up and Out.  Funny webcomic, let’s see if the tweets match!

@upandoutcomic

July 2nd:  “Bruce: I wanted to save Gotham. I failed. Alfred: Why do we fall sir? Bruce: So that we can bathe in money to feel better? Alfred: Exactly.”

Money baths.  I tried that, but the pennies made me smell like copper.

July 2nd:  “Title: Starecat And A Lump Of Hair”

There’s a staaaaarcaaaaaat waiting in the sky!

July 3rd:  “Drinkin’ wine, passin’ time How’s it hangin'”

Low and lazy.

July 3rd: “what if other people were actually real and not just automatons really makes u think”

404 Reply not found.

July 3rd:  “”I’m all about that base bout that base, no rebels” a sith lord probably”

All the Sith seem so wracked with guilt and such.  Probably it was, “Jesus, dad!  I’ll kill the rebels later!”

July 3rd:  “So if Voyager is on the other side of the galaxy, how is Worf gonna be able to join the crew? Asking the important questions”

Transporter accident.  The answer is always transporter accident or holodeck.

July 3rd:  “The live-action spider-man we all deserve”

Yes.  Yes we do.

July 4th:  “I don’t have any plans for celebrating, so go out there and drink a tall cold one for me. That’s right, a big ol’ glass of milk.”

I did.  It was gross.  More ol’ than big.

July 4th:  “So unfair. New strip up on Webtoon! ”

Nice.

12 hours ago: “If I had a monobrow, I’d shave off the sides where you normally have eyebrows, leaving just the middle bit”

Then you’d be a reverse Hitler or an upside down Hitler.  Some kind of fashion Hitler.

5 hours ago:  “this land is yourcraft this land is minecraft”

From California square to the New York squares!

5 hours ago:  “someone put the internet on pause so I can get some work done”

Tried.  Have to wait until everyone’s done fapping and that’s never happened.

Okay, let’s rate J Kay’s tweets.  Crazyiness, but in a fun way.  Neat cartoons.  I give J Kay a 9 for Style, a 9 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s a solid 9, follow J Kay and visit Up and Out.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

 

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Jul04

Level Up: Zombie Army Trilogy

by tonyd on July 4, 2016 at 12:01 am
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From Rebellion

The Zombie Army Trilogy video game delivers exactly what you’d expect from a zombie game set in World War 2.  Nazi zombies and lots of ’em!  The game is bloody, gruesome fun.  It’s even scary sometimes with the odd zombie jumping out, dropping down or just sneaking up behind you without noticing.

You can play one of four characters and there is co-opt mode for all of them.  I’m a big fan of zombie games without a lot of “super zombies”.  Most of the action here is on the regular zombies, but it does have it’s share of ones with interesting add-ons.  I prefer the more organic ones, like the zombie still clutching the machine gun and shooting wildly or the SS officer zombie that is so hard to hit, you need to shoot off his helmet and then shoot him in the head.

I would’ve liked to have seen more clever use of “regular” zombies, like a zombie that maybe comes at you with a pulled hand grenade or one that’s simply on fire and too smoky to hit.  Still, Rebellion creates a creepy feeling and plenty of interesting mazes for your to shoot, shoot and shoot your way to WW 2 victory.  It’s a bit of a grinder game, but that’s what I liked about it.  It was refreshingly the same with variations on a theme.  I prefer to explore one kind of game than have a game try to be everything.

I give Zombie Army Trilogy, 8 out of 10 keggers.

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