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Jun27

Fat Guy Eats: Raymond’s in Montclair, NJ

by tonyd on June 27, 2016 at 1:19 pm

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Restaurant:  Raymond’s

Address: 28 Church St. Montclair, NJ

Food:  High End Diner

Price:  Above Average

Portions:  Average

Taste:  Great

Service:  Problematic

Atmosphere:  Old Fashioned

I was up north visiting some family when we stopped into Raymond’s during lunch.  My in-law’s know how to pick a good place.  Raymond’s has a classic diner feel, although the inside of the old building looked more like an old soda shop.  Montclair has gone all gentrified and hipster, thus the clientele were pretty young.  I decided on a cheeseburger, fries and salad.  The Missus got a Cubano and all the food was top notch, delicious.  They’ve got some good chefs in the back to be sure.  The price was a little higher, but what do you expect?  It’s Montclair.  The problem was the service.

Our waitress just couldn’t get it together.  She brought us lukewarm water with no ice.  Then we asked for ice and she became kind of rattled and scrambled to go get some.  Now, in her defense, it was pretty busy.  She had another table full of people, but still—  When you screw up the water, it’s a bad sign.  She finally took our orders.  I asked, “Can I have a side salad?”  She said something that they really don’t have side salads, but they could do some greens.  I said, “Fine, I’ll have that AND the fries.”  The plan was, the four of us were going to share the fries.

Naturally, when a second waiter brought us food, I got no fries.  I asked the second waiter, then the first waitress came back.  “Is there a problem?”  “Yeah, I wanted fries.”  “You said you wanted salad.”  “Yeah, WITH the fries.”  “Well, I have to charge you extra.”  “Yeah, sure.  Fine.”  Heavens to Betsy the fries come out and I won’t pay for the fifty cents worth of fried potato.  Are people in Montclair that cheap that it’s a constant problem?  We got the distinct impression the rest of the wait staff was covering for her.  There were a few other mistakes and she just took forever.  My father in-law generously tipped her 20%, but I wouldn’t have gone higher than 10%.  That woman clearly is new or doesn’t want to be a waitress.

Raymond’s is great as long as you don’t get our server.  I give it 7 out of 10 keggers.

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Jun26

Your Fratoscope: June 26, 2016

by tonyd on June 26, 2016 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Bernie Sanders shows up to the bar to buy you and your friends drinks, then insists the government pay the tab.

Aries:  The stars say, stop using “Brexit” as a verb.

Taurus:  You will punch some kind of a farm animal in a fit of rage and because it beat you in Stratego.

Gemini:  This week, pay homage to the previous generation by digging up their graves and defiling their corpses just like they did to the generation before that.

Lemini:  You’ll be called a “racist” for your political views and because you keep dressing up like a ghost.

Cancer:  You’ll be recruited to the Philadelphia Sixers after successfully identifying a basketball.

Leo:  Peter Dinklage will pick your pocket as he rides by on his razor scooter.

Virgo:  The animals in your lab get super smart and demand James Franco star in a movie with them.

Libra:  Your pet gorilla shaves himself and gets a job working for the Trump campaign.

Scorpio:  You will make sweet love to a robot, but afterwards it automatically calls you on your cellphone ever .2 seconds.

Sagittarius:  Clean out your fridge.  Seriously.

Capricorn:  Your Russian mail-order bride comes damaged in the mail, so all she does is limp around in circles in your living room.

Aquarius:  Your GPS might be trying to kill you by making you drive into dangerous neighborhoods and spelling out racial slurs in Morse Code using your car’s horn.

Pisces:  You’ll correctly predict the ending of Game of Thrones and ruin the show for yourself.

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Jun25

Rewritten Headlines: Addictive Candy to Mafia Cats

by tonyd on June 25, 2016 at 1:35 am

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Candy That’s Excessively Dandy

Country Opts to Run Itself

Building Hosts Huge Liability

Rich People Panic

Most Awesome Coffee Still Not at Starbucks

Polly Want a New Identity

Be Nice to Your Car

God Speed, Dude

Philadelphia Fans No Longer the Worst

Don Corleone Rolling in Grave

 

└ Tags: Addictive Candy, Brexit, Britain, building, candy, car, Cavalieres, coffee, comedy, current evenets, Don Corleone, funny, headlines, heroin, humor, Mafia Cats, News, oral sex, parrot, poop, Rewritten Headlines, Russian, slide, Starbucks, stocks, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo
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Jun24

Quick Movie: Allergic to Cats

by tonyd on June 24, 2016 at 12:01 am

My friends at 118 Media did this slick production of a short film I wrote.  It’s called Allergic to Cats.  Enjoy.

└ Tags: Allergic to Cats, cinema, comedy, film, funny, humor, Quick Movie, relationships, screenwriter, short, short film, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo
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