
Stupidest Cop in the World in Orlando
Mayor’s Parents Still Not Home
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Man’s Best Friend is Worst Driver
Bugs Like the Taste of Blue Blood

Stupidest Cop in the World in Orlando
Mayor’s Parents Still Not Home
Ethanol Industry Donating to Clinton Campaign
Man’s Best Friend is Worst Driver
Bugs Like the Taste of Blue Blood
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Lloyd Kaufman, Mayor of Tromaville! Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

11 hours ago: “Tear the town apart on ur BIG 2-0 BDAY!! Toxie is always there 4u! @ParkerLBowling @tashalita @NathanFillionhttps://twitter.com/theBCButcher/status/760530449819049985 …”
The Toxic Avenger, like the tooth fairy covered in green slime.
7 hours ago: “#toxiespicoftheday #tupacshakur for life!! Simple as that! Las Vegas @DoubleDementia… https://www.instagram.com/p/BIn0E0NBJYW/”
Much like Tupac, I expect Lloyd to be releasing movie years after his passing.
7 hours ago: “Thanks @BladeBraxton U R right #sharknado4 IS best shark movie Xcept 4 Troma’s SAM FULLER’s Burt Reynolds SHARK!pic.twitter.com/lfExCLPOnE”
Sacrilege! Everyone knows the greatest Shark epic of all time was Jaws…3D with Lou Gossett Jr.
6 hours ago: “You won’t believe ur senses! @theBCButcher stars as TOXETTE! http://Troma.watch.com https://youtu.be/wzMDoV9iaf8 “
Well, I believed them.
6 hours ago: “Let’s watch @theBCButcher as TOXETTE! https://youtu.be/wzMDoV9iaf8“
He must’ve not believed his twitter followers.
6 hours ago: “The commish and I miss @HannahGrover1 @Lizziihills & BENJI!”
No idea.
6 hours ago: “#toxiespicoftheday U never know where Toxie Tattos appear! sandiegocomicconinternational… https://www.instagram.com/p/BIn5U4Uhazl/“
Is the San Diego Comic Con still happening?
6 hours ago: “I search high and low for Toxie #tattoo s! @Comic_Con @theBCButcher @Troma_Team @DoubleDementiapic.twitter.com/fMPcUMr0eE“
Oh, so that’s the same girl that was Toxette.
Okay, let’s rate Lloyd’s Tweets. He’s super updated, so I give him a 10 for Mustness, a 8 for Style and a 9 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9. Follow Lloyd, if you dare.
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.
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Restaurant: Whole Hog Café in Cherry Hill, NJ
Address: 2321 Route 70 West, Cherry Hill, NJ 08002
Food: Barbecue Food
Price: Average
Portions: Average to Big
Taste: Really Good
Service: n/a
Atmosphere: Cafeteria style
So, I got this gift certificate to Han Dynasty. The alleged chain of Chinese restaurants has a location in Cherry Hill, but my friend bought me a gift certificate in Manyunk. Apparently, the Cherry Hill location won’t honor it, so I’ll never be eating there. Ever.
Anyhow, while schlepping toward Manyunk, the rain hit and the Missus and I were like, “Screw this.” I spotted the Whole Hog. We had passed it and thought about trying it out. Decent barbecue is hard to find on the East Coast, but this place looked okay. So what the Hell?
It’s a small place. Feels like about 15 tables. Maybe seats 50? There is a party room that seats about half that much. You go to the counter, place your order and then wait for your number to be called. Not how I normally like to eat, but at least you don’t really need to tip. The counter girl was kind of surly and there were no trays that could hold more than one plate.
This place is also a magnet for kids, since the food is fairly cheap. That didn’t help the atmosphere, but it was very clean and the drinks were bottomless. I found the food, surprisingly good. There was plenty of BBQ sauces, good portions of corn bread, French fries and salad. The meat, initially, I though was a little small. But later, after my food digested, I decided that was about the right amount of food. I had the brisket and the Missus had the pulled pork. Both were pretty delicious.
Overall, I would say this is decent place for take out. I would also go here by myself if I was just looking to stuff my face and get out. As an actual restaurant, I wouldn’t go here because I think it would be crowded and the atmosphere not-so-great. I like to have a waitress bringing me stuff or I might as well be home.
Whole Hog Café in Cherry Hill gets 5.5 out of 10 keggers. Good for take out.





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If your birthday is this week: Your ho’s buy you a new pimp cane, but you have to ask yourself: Where’d the bitches get the money for it?
Aries: The ghost of Jimmy Buffet comes to you and says he’s not dead yet.
Taurus: You’ll go out for wings, but be afraid to cross a picket line manned by armless chickens.
Gemini: You’ll invent and then get sued over your new board game “Punch Your Neighbor”.
Lemini: The stars say, “Bend over and pick up those keys on the floor. Oh, yeah. Just like that, baby!”
Cancer: You quit smoking and gambling, but replace it with huffing paint and shuffleboard.
Leo: You’ll discover that you’re the last person in America Donald Trump hasn’t insulted.
Virgo: Speak your mind, it won’t take very long.
Libra: This week, do something crazy. It’s the only way the doctors will keep giving you pills.
Scorpio: You’ll realize that it’s quicker to list the inanimate objects that haven’t been in one of your orifices.
Sagittarius: Be your super inconsistent self today…kinda.
Capricorn: The voices will stop, but then return after Comic Con.
Aquarius: Jesus will take the wheel, which is how you’ll get the speeding ticket.
Pisces: Your ghost time travels into the past to warn you not to die.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding

Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics

Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man

Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation

Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics
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