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Jul20

Twitter in Focus: Curtis Armstrong, AKA: Booger

by tonyd on July 20, 2016 at 1:13 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is a long time bro from Lambda, Lambda, Lambda.  Revenging nerd Booger, Curtis Armstrong!  More recently, Snot on American Dad and a whole bunch of other things.  Let’s check in with the bro and see what he’s tweeting.

@curtisisbooger

July 8th:  “My beautiful daughter Lily went back to London today. If any of you see her, tell her I love her.”

That is either going to be cute or incredibly disconcerting for her.

July 9th:  (Regarding a fan that jumped over a couch and fell to see him on TV.)  “But is he okay? :)”

I nearly fell off the couch when I first heard Snot on American Dad.  It was like a young Booger!

July 12th:  “Yes! #Highston will start filming in November.”

You and Cyril Figgis?  Sign me up.

July 13th:  “Whenever I watch #TheRutles #AllYouNeedIsCash their songs stay stuck in my head for a week. Not some of them. All of them. Magic.@NeilInnes”

If you haven’t discovered the Rutles, you’re probably not old enough to know what they’re even parodying.

July 13th:  “Looks like our friend @TheJWittz could use some good nerd wishes! Thinking of you, Josh! #NerdsRule #KOTN”

Curtis is very responsive to the fans.  Gotta love it.  So many replies, it was hard to post just his original ones.

July 13th:  “I can recommend this. The worse your day’s been, the better.”

Looks cold and something that should be an ingredient in beer.  Maybe that’s why it’s relaxing.

July 13th:  (In response to a news article talking about the FBI giving up on D.B. Cooper.)  “Quitters.”

Ha!  I mean, c’mon, at this point.  D.B.’s gotta be like 100.

July 14th:  “Now we’re talking!!!! @OrphanBlack @tatianamaslanyhttps://twitter.com/OrphanBlack/status/753614125675274240 … Curtis Armstrong”

I greatly enjoy that show.  The accent coach must be on call 24/7.

July 14th:  “My favorite #SherlockHolmes film. Pretty close to perfect, even in its mutilated form.”

And free.  Can’t beat that.

July 15th:  “Fabulous! Where would I be without #HarryNilsson? Well, here, probably. But certainly a little less Curtis, I think.”

Groovy.

Okay, let’s rate Booger’s tweets.  Man, lots going on!  Talk about a guy that’s in everything!  Check out his IMDB page.  The bro has done good.  I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 9 for Insanity.  Straight up 9 rating.  Follow Charles De Mar.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

 

 

 

 

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Jul18

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do While Playing Pokémon Go

by tonyd on July 18, 2016 at 12:01 am

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  1. Drive a Segway
  2. Break up with your S.O. (unless she’s not on your team, then who cares?)
  3. Eat really greasy chicken wings
  4. Play darts
  5. Play lawn darts
  6. Play lawn darts in the park
  7. Make sweet love to your S.O., you think, although you’re not sure, you’re not really paying attention but, who cares, you just got Mewtwo!
  8. Jump the fence to the police impound yard which is mislabeled as park.
  9. Jump the fence to the tiger enclosure, which is technically a park.
  10. Play after handjob without washing hands.
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Jul17

Your Fratoscope: July 17, 2016

by tonyd on July 17, 2016 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Your friends throw you a surprise party in the park, but only so they can play Pokémon Go.

Aries:  You’re spelling your like you’re so you’re really not using your your’s correctly.

Taurus:  The stars say, you will get so high, Dragonball Z will make sense to you.

Gemini:  Your toast is ready.

Lemini:  You will be given a gift certificate good for one swift kick in the genitals.

Cancer:  This week, give back to the community and let those people you kidnapped free.

Leo:  You will discover the Jerry Seinfeld Amusement Park, but find out you’re not sarcastic enough to ride any of the rides.

Virgo:  You will merge all your condiments into one big super condiment.

Libra:  The ghost of John Belushi appears to you and keeps asking if you want to get high.

Scorpio:  You’ll discover you can catch more Pokémon Go by having sex in the park, then by having sex in a crowded hotel room.

Sagittarius:  You’ll leave a cake out in a rain and you tried so hard to make it and it took so long to bake it and you’ll never have that recipe again.

Capricorn:  You’ll wake up, go to work and finally get something accomplished, only to realize it’s Sunday in the middle of your lunch break.

Aquarius:  You regret telling your buddy, the president of Turkey, that you can catch more Pokémon Go during a coup.

Pisces:  You will be a guest at the Jersey Shore Comic Book Show at the Elks Lodge in Toms River, NJ and it will be awesome.

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Jul16

Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick

by tonyd on July 16, 2016 at 1:14 am

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Our pledgemaster, Indestructible Dick, may not know Math, Science, English Literature, History or any other class he’s taken, but he knows what is Fratty.  Stand fast, bros.  Your pledgemaster is about to bring down judgement upon you!

Blueberry Seltzer:  Awesomely Fratty

Wow, where has this been all my life?  Vintage makes a whole rainbow of flavors and blueberry is the absolute best.  I’m trying to drop some pounds off of my fat ass, so this is a good option.  Plus it mixes well with vodka.

The News:  Not Fratty

Jesus Christ, no one everyone is out playing Pokémon Go.  Who the fuck could stand another minute of watching the world go to Hell?

Ghostbuster Fans:  Kinda Fratty

You know, I’m no fan of reboots, but I gotta hand it to Ghostbuster fans.  They really stuck it out and gave the movie a chance.  While I don’t agree with them, it’s been a long journey.  I tip my hat to them.

Pokémon Go:  Pretty Fratty

Wow, a video game that makes people move around?  I’ve never seen anything like it!  People are walking all over campus and even that park where the bums sometimes jump people.  Unbelievable.

Windows 10:  Not Fratty

This fucking program.  What is up with Microsoft?  Do they have a special division to piss off their customers?  It downloaded into my God damn computer without me doing shit!

Bernie Sanders:  Not So Fratty

Dude, WTF?  You spend months criticizing Hillary and now you endorse her?  Talk about lame.

French Batman:  Totally Fratty

Some ballsy dude jumped into the truck that ran over people in Nice, France and slowed the driver down!  Holy shit, dude!  You gotta pair more indestructible than mine!

└ Tags: Bernie Sanders, blueberry seltzer, comedy, Fratty or Not Fratty, French Batman, funny, Ghostbusters, humor, Pledgemaster Dick, Pokemon Go, Super Frat, the News, Tony DiGerolamo, Windows 10
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