Ingredients:  Butter, flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder, salt, 4 large eggs, buttermilk, warm water, vegetable oil, vanilla extra, smart phone, health insurance card, 14 beers.

Step 1:  Drink 14 beers at a fraternity mixer.

Step 2:  Stagger into frat house kitchen looking for cake.

Step 3:  Decide to make cake, looking up Internet recipe on smart phone.

Step 4:  Mix all ingredients at once, failing to take into account amounts.

Step 5:  Look for spoon to mix ingredients.

Step 6:  Decide that there might be a wooden spoon in the basement.

Step 7:  Fall down basement steps with bowl of ingredients, pass out.

Step 8:  Wake up cake with chocolate cake ingredients.

Step 9:  Realize that your broke your wrist during fall.

Step 10:  Go to hospital emergency room, use health insurance card.

Step 11:  Sober up during resetting of bones.

Step 12:  Buy chocolate cake in hospital vending machine.