Hey bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Minday Kaling, AKA: Kelly from The Office. She’s funny, she’s hot, so let’s check out her tweets.
December 17th: “Alan Rickman type classy villain needed for heist then to reinact Jane Austen novel.”
Okay, but only if I can shoot Jane Austen at the end of the story.
December 18th: “God I hate “Santa Baby””
Really? That sounded very much like a Kelly song.
December 18th: “But I love “I caught mama kissing santa claus”, so there’s no rhyme or reason to my taste I suppose”
That is strange. That song is more of one you hear in a musical when someone talk sings something.
December 19th: “Just saw True Grit screener. I liked it but Rooster Cogburn needed subtitles.”
Man, you celebrities get to see all the movies before everyone else.
December 19th: “I bet the Grove wishes it wasn’t an outdoor mall after all, cackled the Beverly Center’s solitary, slow elevator.”
Wow, you talk to malls. That is very Kelly.
December 19th: “No but seriously it is raining so hard. I never want to hear about drought AGAIN, got it, newscasters?”
Just be happy you’re not in New Jersey in the 25 degree weather.
December 19th: “Ate pancakes for breakfast, now I’m in and out of consciousness like Trainspotting #PancakesKill”
Just don’t go to the most disgusting toilet in Scotland.
December 19th: “NPR’s exploration of Rumi on this valuable pre-Christmas Saturday is just so off the charts boring and inaccessible right now.”
They have this new stuff on the radio now called music.
December 19th: “NPR should be all-Sedaris, all day long.”
Agreed. Anything to get rid of “Fresh Air”.
December 20th: “Willoughby didn’t appear and save me from the great rains, so I died of pneumonia. #stonecoldjaneausten”
Sorry. He took the bus and as we all know, to get anywhere in L.A. by bus is at least a 19 hour ride.
December 20th: “Where can one see Elf in a theater this week?”
Does Linda Hunt count?
December 20th: “Poor car washes!”
Hey, those guys almost never get a day off. This is almost perfectly timed for the holidays.
9 hours ago: “Best banh mi in the hollywood area?”
Ooo, those sound good.
5 hours: “How can “How Do You Know?” be a flop? The ingredients are off the charts! I really don’t understand anything anymore.”
Look at this way, icing is good, but if you make a cake completely out of icing, it would not be good.
4 hours ago: “Ugh it’s like braindead seattle outside.”
I’m going to assume that’s a shot at L.A. and not Seattle.
4 hours ago: “The weather is like your trophy girlfriend getting really fat! Know your place, LA!”
Damn! >Snap!-Snap!<
4 hours ago: “I’D BE SAFE AND WARM IF I WAS IN LA IS THE LYRIC”
I’d rather be warm and wet, than freezing and dry.
4 hours ago: “Am I back in India? Because what’s with this MONSOON SEASON”
Yeah, and at least there, you can float home on a cow if things get out of hand.
4 hours ago: “Relax I meant a braindead VERSION of seattle. Frasier Cranes, all of you.”
Ah, I assumed. Thanks for not slamming the home of coffee and depression.
Okay, let’s rate Mindy’s tweets. She is very Kelly, so for Style, I give her an 8. And since she is very Kelly, the Insanity is a 9. Finally, for Mustness, she’s relentless, so I have to give her a 10. That’s an overall score of 9, very impression. I look forward to your tweets when the Office goes back to shooting. And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.
