Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Margaret Cho. Funny on stage, let’s see if she’s funny in the tweets.
December 7th: “Herb narcotic. You know I tried to open every one of these drawers. #werqmisscabinet http://instagr.am/p/S78CI1NQk9/”
Wait until she gets back to the US and finds out about Colorado.
December 7th: “New Tour Dates in JAN & FEB are now on sale! See you soon NC, FL, CT, NJ, HI, MO, WA and Vancouver!! http://www.margaretcho.com/tour/”
No Colorado or Washington? Well at least you have Vancouver.
December 9th: “Krampus in Munich. Slightly different from Austrian Krampus but scary nonetheless http://instagr.am/p/TBg_T-NQqo/”
Whoa. I think that’s the one that traumatized Hitler when he was a kid. And you have to be scary to traumatize him.
December 9th: “Krampus hitting on me in Munich http://instagr.am/p/TBhMEltQq_/”
Hey, the guy’s only got a one-month window.
December 9th: “Krampus wants me clearly. Munich http://instagr.am/p/TBhj7xtQre/”
Asian and likes girls, who doesn’t?
December 9th: “Krampus I made out with. #munich http://instagr.am/p/TBhyRiNQrr/”
Every time you say Krampus, I keep thinking of this.
December 9th: “Krampus with piercings #hot #munich http://instagr.am/p/TBiak2NQsc/”
My favorite version of the Krampus is this.
December 10th: “Krampus without masks. As you can see, they’re all hot German guys. So they’re really not scary after all. http://instagr.am/p/TCyDvWNQjd/”
So it’s kind of the German equivalent of a very cool Santa outfit.
December 10th: “Cunnilingus Krampus http://instagr.am/p/TCyUOTtQjm/”
You gotta one track mind, Margaret.
December 10th: “Everything in my store at least 50% off – now through holidays! T-shirts, DVDs, Books, CDs – EVERYTHING!! http://jsrdirect.com/webstores/margaretcho/index.html …”
Nice. You gotta do one of those $5 Louis CK deals sometime.
13 hours ago: “Somewhat abstract Krampus #munich #krampuslauf http://instagr.am/p/TGgKiktQmf/”
Two more photos and this will technically qualify as a reality show on TLC.
13 hours ago: “Really mean Krampus #heavymetal #hammerhorror #munich #krampuslauf http://instagr.am/p/TGgccvNQms/”
I think they’re all pretty mean.
13 hours ago: “I kissed a Krampus and i liked it http://instagr.am/p/TGgqxRtQm1/”
Dammit. There goes another show that could’ve been educational.
13 hours ago: “Beautiful http://instagr.am/p/TGhnotNQnq/”
The Daughters of Anarchy.
9 hours ago: “Xmas card from John Waters OMFG #feelingsofiercerightnow #hero #ilovejohnwaters #queericon http://instagr.am/p/TG-vynNQrE/”
May the pencil thin mustache be with you.
7 hours ago: “Serving you some lederhosen today http://instagr.am/p/THOe7hNQpc/”
Ja! Is vunderbar!
Okay, let’s rate Margaret’s tweets. She goes the extra miles for photos, that’s for sure. More of a slice of life tweeter and less jokey, but fairly interesting. I could probably do with 20% less Krampus, but overall I enjoyed it. I give her a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Style. That’s an overall score of 9.3. Definitely follow Margaret.
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