Dec28

Rewritten Headlines: Last Full Moon to Supreme Court

by tonyd on December 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

Werewolves Celebrate New Year’s Early

Rich People Pretend Justice System Can Touch Them

Woman With Large Breasts Somehow Newsworthy

Fictional Events More Important That Sex to Some

Jammies Comfy, Most Say

Masturbater Retires

Man Steals Bones That He Could’ve Dug Up for Free

Scumbag Gets Caught

Actress Lines Up Next Ex Husband

Rich and Powerful Man Gets Awesome Medical Coverage

Casual Banging Okay With Judgmental Old People

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