Posts Tagged sleeping

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Sep19

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do While Sleeping

by tonyd on September 19, 2018 at 12:01 am

Practice bowling Smoke and do your taxes Pet your alligator  Assemble a burrito  Hold your knife collection above your face  Drive down a road with orphanages on either side of it  Wait for the volcano to erupt  Kick the hibernating […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May22

Rewritten Headlines: Nut Rage to Chocolate Rain

by tonyd on May 22, 2015 at 12:01 am

First Class Rate, Not Worth It Politician Too Lazy to Tweet People Still Need Toner Horny People List Available Scientists Stalk Young Teen Girl Nail Salon Prices to Skyrocket Dude Really Likes Hat Nerd Finishes School Cop Not Shooting Black […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec28

Rewritten Headlines: Last Full Moon to Supreme Court

by tonyd on December 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

Werewolves Celebrate New Year’s Early Rich People Pretend Justice System Can Touch Them Woman With Large Breasts Somehow Newsworthy Fictional Events More Important That Sex to Some Jammies Comfy, Most Say Masturbater Retires Man Steals Bones That He Could’ve Dug […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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