Oct08

My New Gig at Boozey

by tonyd on October 8, 2014 at 6:53 pm

Hey Bros!

I’m writing comedy over at Boozey.com.  Check out my first three articles!

Video Game Trash Talk Translator

Why You Should Never Party With These People

8 Phone Apps I’d Like to See

 

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Oct08

Twitter in Focus: Maisie Williams

by tonyd on October 8, 2014 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Maisie Williams, AKA: Arya Stark of Game of Thrones.  She’s probably the one character that won’t die on the show (we hope).  Let’s see what’s she’s tweeting.

@Maisie_Williams

October 1st:  “Possibly my favourite thing ever.

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Nice.  Ya gotta love a comic post.
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October 1st:  “Check out the new issue of Photos and interview with yours truly. Enjoi “
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Well, I guess technically she was the assistant to the Hound.
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October 1st:  “Catch myself and this Friday on I’m such a fan girl. Fml. Play it cool Mais. “
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Cool, I’ll have to catch this GOLD movie when it comes to the U.S.  Not to be confused with this Gold movie.  That’s a good Irish accent.  English actors are always so good with accents.
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October 1st:  “Tagging the wrong handles bcs I’m new to Twitter …… …… ha…”
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I’ve been on it for years and I still can’t figure out half the things.  I’ll just wait until Twitter becomes Myspace and is replace by something else.  Perhaps Ello.
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October 3rd:  “Lovely to finally meet you. Playin it cool. “
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Meeting the rock stars.  Nice.
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October 3rd:  “Massive thanks to for this press weekend. Check out October 10th in Dublin x”
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Looks like Maisie did a ton of running in that movie.  Must be exhausting shooting all those takes.  Of course, GoT is probably no picnic with all the walking and fighting.
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October 4th:  “Had a great time on last night. Thanks a bunch”
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It must be all kinds of awesome to fly around the world and be on TV at 17.
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8 hours ago:  “My evening consists of scripts, maoams and 2048 Yeh”
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Or, not so much.
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Okay, let’s rate Maisie’s tweets.  I give her a 7 for Insanity, a 10 for Mustness and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.6, but I’m rounding it to 9 because she is awesome on GoT.  Follow Maisie.
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Oct06

Ten Things I Learned About Ebola

by tonyd on October 6, 2014 at 12:01 am

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1.  I shouldn’t worry, because it’s not going to get to the United States.

2.  The CDC has it all under control.

3.  There is absolutely no risk in bringing patients infected with a deadly, contagious disease to major population centers.

4.  And bringing the patients here is way smarter than sending the equipment and medicine there.

5.  If someone is infected, any local hospital can quarantine them, no problem.

6.  I shouldn’t worry because it’s not going to spread through Texas and beyond.

7.  The homeless man that was exposed to the infected man is probably fine!

8.  Just because there is almost nothing left of the experimental cure and that it might destroy your liver, is not worrisome at all!

9.  There is no way that this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.

10.  We are all perfectly safe!

 

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Oct05

Your Fratoscope: October 5, 2014

by tonyd on October 5, 2014 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  In a not-so-subtle hint, our parents will give you a cake in the shape of an “Apartments for Rent or Lease” magazine.

Aries:  A Norse god will land in your back yard and demand a tribute.  Fortunately, your beer will do just fine.

Taurus:  Your fantasy football team will go on a fantasy football strike.

Gemini:  While raking the leaves, you’ll find that body you lost.

Lemini:  The stars say, you should attend the Comic Book I-Con sponsored by the Iowa Comic Book Club.

Cancer:  You will have a sneaking suspicious that you left the iron on, until you remember that you’re a nudist and don’t wear any clothes.

Leo:  A senile tooth fairy will suddenly start stealing your money and replacing it with tiny teeth.

Virgo:  You jug band rehearsal will be delayed this week after one of your members is called away to Switzerland on business.

Libra:  Your overly specific horoscope makes you realize that the predictions are coming from inside your house!

Scorpio:  You will have sex in a dark alleyway with the wrong Tinder hook up again.

Sagittarius:  You will get into a sledgehammer-related incident in the hardware store.

Capricorn:  This week, your boss will have some input on that project you’ve been working on.  Mostly, he’s going to take credit for it.

Aquarius:  You will play a trivia game and here are all the answers:  The Moors, Rudolf Hess, 1842, Mary Shelly, Mollusk, The Battle of Hastings, JFK, field hockey, sodium carbonate, Roman Polanski, four quarts and the Larch.  Unfortunately, this may not be the order of the answers, sorry.

Pisces:  You will make so many puns, Congress will pass a resolution tell you to shut up.

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