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Aug25

Life Skills for Fanboys: Female Thor

by tonyd on August 25, 2014 at 12:01 am

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 Life Skills for Fanboys:  Female Thor

 written by Tony DiGerolamo, Copyright 2014

To further my goal of helping fellow fanboys, I have included an index of links of previous columns with their topics.  Don’t take it personal, I’m just trying to help.  Previous columns are indexed at the end.

The “New” Girl

So Marvel is going to make Thor a mystery woman, this October.

Here’s my question:  How is this not exploiting women?

You might remember a few weeks back that female geeks were up in arms over a Teen Titans cover.  Admittedly, I’d agree that the art was subpar and yes, they appeared to be adding boobies to bump sales.  How is this any different?

At least one article I found thinks that the new Thor is actually just Thor as a female.  I suspect they are not grasping the announcement that Thor is now a position in the Marvel Universe.  This is weird because “Thor” is the character’s name, not his job.

But other articles all some to be a bit more coy and point to a “mystery woman” who takes over the mantle of Thor.  Again, how is this not exploiting women?

The Story

So while I’m sure the talent has found a way to make this transformation or transfer of power to work, the question is, why do this?  I think the answer is that Marvel is looking to appeal to a broader demographic.  (Sort of the way I think The Walking Dead was constantly trying to do with their bizarre return of the Governor character towards the end of one of the seasons.  It turned into a Movie-of-the-Week-type plot where a woman in trouble was trying to “save” her man.)

Seems to me this isn’t so much a story as yet another cynical marketing ploy to lure in fans.  I think it’s bound to blow up in Marvel’s face for two reasons:  1)  the female demographic is unlikely to be swayed by a pair of boobs on what will probably be the same Thor stories and 2) the regular male demographic will quickly start itching for a return of the original Thunder God.  It will be another example of trying to please everyone and ending up pleasing no one.

The Mighty Thor character has been around for decades and yet, no one up until now thought to turn him into a woman.  Is there really a compelling reason to do so other than marketing and the female demo?  And why does it have to be a blonde, beautiful woman?  Why not an average woman?  Or a woman short, squat and muscular?  Wouldn’t that make more sense for someone that wields a hammer with power and skill?  Muscle building women don’t usually have such large breasts, but somehow I think Ms. Thor will.

The Important Part

So let’s imagine the story rises above the gorgeous, model-like beauty of the new female Thor.  It makes women look strong and sets a new bar.  Well, that might be good for a while, but anyone that’s been in comics a few years knows that when sales slip, titles get canceled and the pendulum tends to swing back to the classics.  Remember Thunderstrike?  Remember Beta Ray Bill?  Both characters were wildly popular for a while, then it went right back to Thor.  If previous history is any indication, that’s exactly what’s going to happen to this mystery woman.

That’s going to confirm to fans what they probably suspected all along.  Turning Thor into a woman is a gimmick.  It’s temporary.  Female characters, female strength or whatever positive aspects of the female role model—  That’s all just temporary until we can get back to the “real” superheroes.

Here’s five other things Marvel could do other than making Thor a woman to make female comic book characters better.

1.  Make an original, strong female character with a strong, effective personality that doesn’t look like a supermodel and put her in an original story and title.

2.  Have Thor meet said original character above.

3.  Revamp Sif, Thor’s wife, who is already in the Marvel Universe or one of the many other female characters that exist in the Norse Mythos.

4.  Keep Thor basically the way it is and find a better title with a female protagonist that could be strong and effective.

5.  Hire a really good female creator and let her create or revamp a title.

Where is the Outrage?

Fangirls, you really need to ask yourself, is this what you want?  Marvel throws you a bone and you just accept it because you can’t expect better?  I mean, I can hear the marketing guys talking about this now:  “Yeah, let’s slap some boobs on Thor.  The male demo will go nuts for it and at the same time, we can claim we’re catering to women!  It’s a win-win!”

If you can be bought this easy ladies, it’s no wonder mainstream superhero comics aren’t aimed at you.  If publishers can buy you off with gimmicks, why should they put any real effort into catering to you?  And let me take a moment to at least acknowledge DC’s Catwoman: a title that was added and created a strong, female protagonist, even if she’s a little shifty.  And sure, I heard back in the 90’s they were planning on cancelling the title at issue 10, but it was such a hit, they kept it going.  I think it was a brilliant character to add mainly because she’s more than a two-dimensional superhero.  As a villain or near-villain, she’s more complex, adding a little depth to the Batman rogues gallery.  It’s also not as cynical as, for instance, when Marvel tried to rebrand Venom as a hero (I thought it was ridiculous, considering all the people the character had killed).   Catwoman kept her edge and kept being a criminal, but she was never as bad as some of the other rogues.  She had a code to live by.

I’m sure, deep in the archives of Marvel, there lies some trademark character they could revamp that happens to be female.  I’m sure Marvel could take one or more of my handy suggestions.  But the bottom line is, they’re a company and they want to make money.  The female demo is popular now, so is Thor—  So is Loki for that matter— Companies and corporations are about making the most money.  Period.  End of sentence.  They are not about placating angry feminists fans unless there is money in it or a chance at avoiding a loss of money.  So placing your faith in Marvel, in my view, is like placing your faith in, say, BP Oil or Union Carbide.  You’re just going to be disappointed when they don’t serve your needs and deluding yourself when they do.

Companies and corporations are not about creating role-models for young women unless there is money in it.  However, there are plenty of comic creators that don’t work for Marvel, DC or any big company that care more about creating role-models for young women than money.  It is those creators feminists should seek out.  Conversely, if Marvel and DC aren’t churning out the characters you want, don’t buy them and especially don’t buy comics that are just a gimmick.  Maybe they’ll change their titles, maybe they’ll just wait you out until the next wave of fans.

And quite frankly, if Marvel and DC fans want male Thor and scantily clad babes, why can’t their fans have it?  Instead of complaining that companies aren’t catering to your needs, why not just make what you want and ask others to support it?  I mean, there’s lots of female-centric soap operas out there.  If I want to see daytime TV that appeals to me, my first thought isn’t that the soap operas should change, it’s that I should channel surf until I find something that I like.

Fangirls, life is too short to waste your time on comics you don’t like.  And it’s really too short trying to change decades-old comics into something they are not.  Think twice before picking up that next gimmick.  Your money can be better spent on a creator that really needs it.

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Your Fratoscope: August 24, 2014

by tonyd on August 24, 2014 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Look up from your phone today, they’re throwing you a birthday party and forgot to IM you about it.

Aries:  Your trip to Ferguson includes visits to some nice restaurants that would be better except for the overwhelming taste of tear gas in everything.

Taurus:  Your doctor will not approve your exercise regime of watching cat videos and eating potato chips.

Gemini:  The stars say, stop Tivoing everything, it’s mostly crap anyways.

Lemini:  You’ll take a shit in a very unusual place for you: a toilet.

Cancer:  You’ll be flagged for pirating really shitty movies off the Internet.  A judge will order you to take a film course.

Leo:  Your car won’t start because it’s full of racoons.

Virgo:  This week, a group of confused Boy Scouts will help you across the street at knife point.

Libra:  You’ll be cursed by a mummy and all your Hot Pockets will be forever luke warm.

Scorpio:  This week, you’ll discover that a squeegee is an excellent tool for removing excess sex lube.

Sagittarius:  Your neighbors will throw you a going away party, then cancel it when you ask them why.

Capricorn:  The ghost of Don Pardo will announce you and your friends loudly every time you walk into a bar.

Aquarius:  Your trip to Amish country ends as it always does:  You fleeing in a stolen horse and buggy while the countryside burns.

Pisces:  After years of hard work, you finally achieve your life’s goal of telling everyone on the Internet to go fuck themselves.

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Aug23

Why I’m Not Seeing These Movies: End of Summer Edition

by tonyd on August 23, 2014 at 12:01 am

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The Summer of Suck 2014 is coming to a close, but don’t worry.  There are still plenty of awful movies to eat up your summer vacation while you wonder why you didn’t just wait for a movie to come out on your iPad.  Oh, sure, there are bright spots, but for every Guardians of the Galaxy, there’s a whole lot of stuff you gotta wonder why people bothered.  I admit it.  I judge a book by it’s cover and a movie by it’s movie poster and tagline.  Begin the whys!

If I Stay:  Hit Girl not hitting people?  Pass.

Are You Here:  Zach Galifinakaouglkhts?  Pass.

The Identical:  Another movie about old music and Seth Green’s in it?  I’d rather watch Robot Chicken and Family Guy.

No Good Deed:  Idris Elba is a pretty awesome actor if you’ve ever seen The Wire or Luther.  Him playing a psycho?  Just seems kinda beneath his talents.  When’s the last guy-is-crazy-and-gets-out-of-prison-to-go-on-a-rampage-movie that has ever been good in recent memory?  Nah.

Maze Runner:  How many more Twlight/Hunger Games movies are they going to make?  Lemme guess, a group of young people have to overcome impossible odds against authority figures and find love?  I think this was based on a series of new books.  Young people, please stop reading immediately.

The Disappearance of Elanor Rigby: Them:  Um, I don’t understand this title.  So fuck it.  No.

Annabelle:  There’s not even a plot listed in this movie and I already don’t want to see it.  It’s a horror movie with a doll on the movie poster.  What is this?  A ventriloquist dummy coming to life?

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day:  This title lets me know that it’s for kids and I’m glad I don’t have any.  This way, I won’t be dragged to see this.  I don’t know.  I saw the trailer and it just makes me sad that Steve Carrel isn’t in a funnier movie.

Fury:  Brad Pitt in a World War 2 movie.  Gee, you never see those.  Wonder how it ends.

Okay, okay.  I’ve had enough.  Time to wash my eyes with reruns of the Venture Brothers.

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Aug22

Ten Things I Learned From Clash of Clans

by tonyd on August 22, 2014 at 12:01 am

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I can’t stop playing this fucking game.  It’s so simple, yet…so maddening.  I may need rehab.  But here are the Ten Things I Learned from Clash of Clans.

1.  Dragons have no sense of direction.

2.  Lightning potions are incredibly unfair when you’re trying to store black elixir.

3.  Pink elixir is almost useless after you’ve been playing the game a few months.

4.  Everyone with an asymmetrical, weird shaped fort is a dick.

5.  I never have enough gold!

6.  Dropping a potion in the wrong spot is worst thing in the world to happen.

7.  Archer towers are genius at targeting when I’m attacking them, but idiots when defending my castle.

8.  If I raid a castle every 30 minutes, I can hit about 32 castles in a day or 40 if I only sleep four hours.

9.  Everything but goblins, barbarians and wall breakers are too expensive to use, but I’m upgrading them all anyway.

10.  Tapping on the screen harder does nothing!

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