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CNN Prepares for GOP Circus of Windbags
USA Today Tells You Want to Think
U.N. Official to be Ignored and Probably Fired
Newspaper Shills for Politician
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Joel Hodgson, creator of MST3K and start of Other Space. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
July 23rd: “Lately, almost every day, I ask myself “What would Bob Mackie do?” pic.twitter.com/KRT7VtnHrn”
That’s my bracelet WWBMD.
July 24th: “Badass MST3K snowflake by @kitcameo”
Neat.
August 8th: “Coming to the stately Greenwich Odeon Sept 18 – 19, for a MST3K screening Friday AND “Riffing Myself” on Saturday https://odeum.ticketleap.com/riffing/dates/Sep-19-2015_at_0800PM …”
That sounds like fun. Bros, get your tickets.
August 10th: “The 25-Episode History of MST3K served up hot and fast! http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2015/08/the-25-episode-history-of-mystery-science-theater.html … via @pastemagazine”
Best thing about this show, it’s kinda timeless. You can watch it any time.
August 13th: “Bless the Beastie Boys and the Children #HipHopMovies”
Or Citizen Kanye, Ice Cube Station Zero, The Cabinet of Dr. Dre…
August 20th: “It’s national radio day, and if you listen to the radio today they’ll be talking or playing songs about the radio all day.”
Kinda self serving.
August 29th: “This planet is long overdue for a major “Kraft Natural Cheese” Disaster. ”
As long as the Kraft Natural Cheese dam holds, we’ll be fine.
August 30th: “It’s @frankconniff s birthday today. Have a wonderful birthday Buddy, and thanks for all the #deephurting ”
Good times…
September 1st: “I think I figured out the inspiration for Trump’s hair pic.twitter.com/1KOFVYHRSq”
He could put a campaign pin right there.
September 7th: “Climatologists are predicting a “Godzilla” sized El Nino this fall/winter, so shouldn’t we be calling it Minilla? pic.twitter.com/xvtWkQxk3B”
They don’t know how to market climate change. They should call it something way more unpleasant like, “Giant Dick Storm”.
September 7th: “Coming to the Greenwich Odeon in Greenwich R.I September 18th and 19th, two big shows, all real. https://odeum.ticketleap.com/riffing/”
Get your tickets, bros. It’ll be funny. Joel’s a genius.
Okay, let’s rate Joel’s tweets. A mix of the old and the new. Can’t wait for another season of Other Space. Go watch it if you haven’t. I give Joel a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and an 8 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8, but I bump it up to 9 because, like I said, he’s a genius.
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.
Rejoice Wolverine fans. Hugh Jackman said he’d consider playing James Bond, which isn’t surprising since it probably comes with millions and millions of dollars. Here’s what I expect if this happens.
If your birthday is this week: TGIFriday’s charges you a licensing fee for making the waitress sing the Happy Birthday song to you.
Aries: Your Trivia Pursuit game ends in a fist fight…again.
Taurus: Your canoeing trip introduces you to all sorts of new things including what it’s like to get covered in leeches.
Gemini: During a drunk golf outing, you’ll realize that you’ve been shagging balls across a cemetery.
Lemini: You’ll get several long uncomfortable silences during your call to the Suicide Hotline.
Cancer: The stars say, don’t relax. Labor Day weekend is for people that actually work.
Leo: You’ll accidentally drop a fake coin in a wishing well and receive a million dollars in Monopoly money.
Virgo: This week, your baker will snap and stand on his roof chucking stale muffins at everyone.
Libra: You’ll discover that the ATM drive thru you’ve been stuck in for an hour is actually just someone’s parked car in their driveway.
Scorpio: Your Trivia Pursuit game ends in an orgy…again.
Sagittarius: You will pee in an unusually dangerous place this week.
Capricorn: You will be involuntarily vaccinated.
Aquarius: You’ll ask for eggs over easy, but you’ll get a punch in the face from the owner of the house you staggered into.
Pisces: You will narrowly escape being in a Russian dash cam video.
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