Posts Tagged USA Today

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Sep11

Rewritten Headlines: GOP to Stalker

by tonyd on September 11, 2015 at 12:01 am

CNN Prepares for GOP Circus of Windbags USA Today Tells You Want to Think U.N. Official to be Ignored and Probably Fired Newspaper Shills for Politician Pao Gets Trolled IRL U.S. Dollar to Collapse Not All Cocaine Users Thin Cute […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan25

Rewritten Headlines: Star Wars to Anonymous

by tonyd on January 25, 2013 at 12:01 am

Star Wars to go From Sucky to Just Confusing Lazy People Watching Bad Movies Keep Company in Business Old Folks Homes Soon to Get Incredibly Interesting Flying Murder Bots Somehow Still Not War Crime Tiny Country Creates Threats to Gain […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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