Super Frat

Sep19

Fat Guy Eats: JB Master Grill in Medford, NJ

by tonyd on September 19, 2016 at 12:01 am

Restaurant: JB Master Grill

Address: Medford, NJ

Food: High end sandwich take out

Price: Average

Portions: Above Average

Taste: Fantastic

Service: Great

Atmosphere: Quiet

Me and the Missus are always on the hunt for some place new. JB Master Grill, formerly MJ Star Grill, fit that bill. It’s kind of in the middle of nowhere and seems to share a spot with a Chinese food place next door. (I suspect it’s the same kitchen, but I don’t know for sure.) Anyhow, we were hungry and drove a ways, so I wasn’t about to turn around to go somewhere else. How bad could it be, I figured?

Well, it had a taste that blew me away. Fresh tossed salad with what was clearly homemade dressing. I got a cheesesteak hoagie with fresh lettuce, tomato and onion. It came with a side of hot sauce mix that was perfection. I’m burying the lead here, the big news is, the fries. The French fries were some of the best I’ve had. OMG. Jesus, they were good. It was worth the drive just for the fries.

The Missus had a chicken sandwich on Ciabatta bread, which she loved. My only nitpicking thing is you had to get bottled drinks, but even these were high quality. Pure Leaf has a high end tea sweetened with blackberry or honey. Taste like Honest Tea, only better. The woman who was running the whole place alone waited on us hand and foot. Great food. No wonder take out people were coming in and out.

Definitely a take out place, but the atmosphere was more than pleasant. It had tables inside and out. Only about ten, but they should be full with this kind of quality food. I give JB Master Grill 9 out of 10 keggers. Eat there, bros.

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Sep18

Your Fratoscopce: September 18, 2016

by tonyd on September 18, 2016 at 2:48 am

If your birthday is this week: Two drunken otters will ruin you party and no one will know who invited them.

Aries: You’ll realize the power bars you’ve been eating are just Three Musketeers in a different wrapper.

Taurus: You’ll be mugged by a Muppet down on his luck.

Gemini: The stars say, “What are you lookin’ at? Huh?!”

Lemini: You’ll realize that your religion can’t be based on going to the International House of Pancakes for every meal.

Cancer: Bill Murray will punch you in the genitals and then whisper in your ear, “No one will believe you.”

Leo: You’ll catch a rare Pokémon in your neighbor’s shower, just before the police arrive.

Virgo: This week, you’ll catch a squirrel going through your wallet. He’ll swear he was just looking for your address so he could return it.

Libra: Your Facebook timeline will tell you that you did the same shit five years ago.

Scorpio: Your visit to a toll booth finishes with a happy ending.

Sagittarius: You’ll take Mac n’ Cheese and invent Mac n’ Cheese n’ Vodka.

Capricorn: The stars say, your attempt to bribe your mailman backfires and he’ll loudly announce your delivery of marital aids.

Aquarius: No one at the office will appreciate your installation of a Slip n’ Slide at the hall in front of the Restrooms.

Pisces: Your original tweet will be optioned for a movie trilogy starring Benedict Cumberbatch.

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Sep17

Ten Board Games I Expect at the Trump House

by tonyd on September 17, 2016 at 12:01 am

Here now are ten board games I expect in the Trump house and his strategy for winning them.

Monopoly (Starts with all the deeds and no money.)
Chutes and Ladders (Argues that he can only go up.)
Life (Starts out inheriting all the money in the game.)
Checkers (Calls all opponents unfit to be kinged.)
Dungeons and Dragons (Plays a Dwarf but keeps insisting he’s the only “real Dwarf” and that all the other characters should produce a Dwarf certificate as proof of race.)
Mouse Trap (Builds a wall out o the pieces, declares victory.)
Trivia Pursuit (Knows none of the answers, but insists the questions are biased.)
Chinese Checkers (Insists on playing with regular Checkers rules.)
Poker (Cheats.)
Sorry (Never says it. Always loses.)