(Sorry for the late post, bros.  Last night, the website was on the fritz.)

Computer Geeks Take Over Country

Jesus Hid Some Shit

Animal Kingdom Swings

Hamburgers Irresistible

Vatican Recruiting for Next Law & Order Spin Off

Marriage Not Great

Chivette Will Not Chive On

Criminals Really Love Hot Showers

Mouthy Bird Not Dog

Ahhh!  Kill it!