Sep14

Twitter in Focus: Sarah Andersen

by tonyd on September 14, 2016 at 1:34 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant, Sarah Andersen, hilarious webcomic creator.  Let’s see what she’s tweeting.

@SarahCAndersen

September 6th:  “*buys tube of wrapping paper* just gotta whack this on everything in sight including myself”

Tonk-tonk-tonk!

September 6th:  “Anybody got any spooky podcast suggestions to take up my Fall season? :D”

No, but I hear Gilbert Gottfried has one that’s the shit.

September 7th:  New comic

Fun!

September 7th:  “A period comic collection :) # via ”

Funny.  Gross, but funny.

September 7th:  “I’m sick again and this is how I feel”

Dear, Lord.  I hope you got to a plastic surgeon immediately.

September 8th:  “The period saga has spread to !!!!”

There is an audience for everything.

September 9th:  “When you’ve got the flu and feel an unmistakeable cramp that indicates something else is on its way too”

I’m so glad I’m not a woman.

September 9th:  “I am so glad people think about me when the uterus monster arrives :’)”

Seems to be a theme.

September 9th:  “FYI: there are a lot of translations of my book being released, some are already out. I’m working on compiling a list and where to buy!”

Period cramps in any language means sales!

September 9th:  “Should have that to you guys soon.”

Relax, we already have the English version.

September 10th:  New comic

Why do you lie to your bunny?

September 12th: “I’ll be at this weekend at table w81! Come say hi!”

I did that show back in the day.  It’s not bad.

September 12th:  “Drawfee episode with and myself! Thank you ”

For a second, I thought that first word was “Dwarfee”.  I was picturing an impossibly cute little person.

7 hours ago:  “”Curated” thrift stores that charge $50 for an ironically hip shirt”

Does curated mean lying bastards?

Okay, let’s rate Sarah’s tweets.  Pretty awesome.  Very much her style of comedy and I highly recommend her webcomic.  I give her an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 10 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 9, follow Sarah.

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Sep12

Binge Watch: The Bob Newhart Show

by tonyd on September 12, 2016 at 12:01 am

I’m probably dating myself here, but The Bob Newhart Show was just the best. Running from 1972 to 1978 with 142 episodes, I recently caught a two-day marathon on a new channel called Decades, which might as well be “Old People”. All I can say is that the episode still hold up. Yeah, some of you younger people might be confused by non-portable phones, smoking indoors and these things called “newspapers and magazines”, but the sitcom about a Chicago psychologist is classic and funny. It was also way ahead of its time.

Bob Newhart is a genius. Watch this show. I give it 10 out of 10 keggers. Not to be missed, bros.
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Sep11

Your Fratoscope: September 11, 2016

by tonyd on September 11, 2016 at 12:01 am

 

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If your birthday is this week:  You’ll catch your birthday clown going through your party guest’s coat pockets.

Aries:  With a bull charging, you’ll suddenly realize that you’re at least two bullfighting lessons short of being able to properly bullfight.

Taurus:  Your therapist will turn to you in the middle of your session and say, “Jesus Christ!  Do you ever stop complaining?!”

Gemini:  You will win a complimentary hornet’s nest.

Lemini:  You’ll discover $50,000 worth of arcade tokens.

Cancer:  Your dentist will keep explaining what Tic Tac’s are and winking.

Leo:  The stars say, don’t give up your dreams.  You’ll probably be able to eat all the flavors of Ben and Jerry’s before diabetes kills you.

Virgo:  You’ll over tip your leg waxer and she’ll remove all your body hair from the next down.

Libra:  You’ll take your grandfather into the guitar store and he’ll accidentally end up as a back up bassist for the Rolling Stones.

Scorpio:  You’ll somehow get a happy ending at the frozen yogurt store.

Sagittarius:  This week, barbarians will sack your cubicle and rape your copy machine.

Capricorn:  Julian Assange will release your tax returns, giving everyone a good laugh.

Aquarius:  You’ll drink a surprising amount of mustard this week.

Pisces:  You’ll poop a lot and vow never to eat at Chipotle again.

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Sep10

Fat Guy Eats: Ponzio’s Diner

by tonyd on September 10, 2016 at 1:36 am

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Restaurant:  Ponzio’s Diner

Address:  Cherry Hill, NJ

Food:  High end Diner food

Price:  Average

Portions:  Above Average

Taste:  Great

Service:  Amazing

Atmosphere:  High end diner

Me and the Missus love Ponzio’s and visit it regularly.  Last time, it was the chicken pot pie, which came with a side salad.  Big chunks of chicken, carrots, potatoes and celery.  The Missus got a new Greek salad which had tomatoes, feta, olives and skewers of chicken.  Other highlights of Ponzios include the fries, the various salad (especially the steak salad) and the homemade dressings.  Ponzio’s also has an extensive bakery that makes cakes, pies and cookies.  The banana cream pie is not to be missed.

They change the specials every week and it includes seasonal delights like blueberry cream pie, peach cream pie and some of the best dishes with local Jersey tomatoes.

The staff at Ponzio’s is extremely well-trained.  Only once did I have an issue and it was only because my waitress was in training.  The iced tea is awesome and I rarely have to wait for a table, even when it’s packed.  Can’t say enough positive things about Ponzio’s.  Just go, bros.

Ponzio’s Diner in Cherry Hill, NJ gets  10 out of 10 keggers.  Perfect.

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