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Nov07

Fat Guy Eats: Prospectors

by tonyd on November 7, 2016 at 12:01 am

Restaurant: Prospectors

Address: Mt. Laurel, NJ

Food: Steakhouse

Price: Average

Portions: Large

Taste: Good

Service: Good

Atmosphere: Bar/Steakhouse

I’ve been to Prospectors a few times over the years. I like it as a bar and for bar food. The other day I met some relatives there for dinner. It was packed. It’s a huge place with a huge salad bar.

I got the wings, which were well cooked. I got the Korean flavored, but no blue cheese. Guess, I should’ve asked for it. The iced tea was good and the waiter, after initially leaving us alone for a few minutes, was hitting the table regularly for refills. The bread was decent.

I got a burger which was cooked exactly as I wanted it. The fries weren’t great. I can’t believe more places just don’t cut potatoes and make them fresh cut. I mean, it’s cheaper. What dragged the whole meal down was the side salad. First off, the waiter brought it last, which was weird. It was so covered with cheese, bacon and onion rings it was barely healthy. But it was also a little wilted and warm. So, again, probably not a great dinner. Stick with the bar food.

I give Prospectors 7 out of 10 keggers.

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Nov06

Your Election Week Fratoscope

by tonyd on November 6, 2016 at 1:18 am

If your birthday is this week: Everyone comes to your birthday party, but only because anything is better than talking about the election.

Aries: Wikileaks will expose you as the sheet stealing s.o.b. that you are!

Taurus: You’ll go into what you think is a voting booth and end up confessing your sins and voting for the Pope.

Gemini: A group of Mormons will promise to knit you a sweater if you vote for Evan McCullin.

Lemini: You’ll get into a Mexican stand-off with pollsters from MSNBC, Fox News and CNN and leap off a cliff towards certain death rather than answer their inane questions.

Cancer: You’ll be carefully monitoring the validity of the vote because you’re a concerned citizen and you’re like 100 and can barely see.

Leo: You’ll spot a confused John McCain shaking hands outside your polling place, urging you to “Like Ike”.

Virgo: You’ll attend a very violent Trump rally, which is great for you, because you’re getting paid $1500 to make it that way.

Libra: You’ll insist you have to vote for Hillary Clinton to get laid, but then realize you can just lie.

Scorpio: You’ll be Bill Clinton’s wingman on Election Day and get so much pussy and cankle.

Sagittarius: Donald Trump will get into the backseat of your car during an emergency and you get him to the tanning salon just in time.

Capricorn: When you see all the pornography inside the polling place, you’ll realize you got the address of the polling place wrong and ended up at Anthony Weiner’s house.

Aquarius: Jill Stein will come to your house and try to explain the difference between her an R.L. Stine.

Pisces: You wait for Gary Johnson to watch election results, but later you found out he was too high to drive over.

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Nov05

Why I’m Not Seeing These Movies: Winter 2016 Edition

by tonyd on November 5, 2016 at 12:01 am

It’s been a while. Mostly because, who goes to movies anymore? Push a couple of buttons and you watch it in your living room in your underwear with a fridge nearby and the ability to turn up the volume, pause and rewind. Seriously, unless those new comfortable seats come with a handjob, I’m not sure how you’re going to keep theaters open. And here now is Why I’m Not Seeing These Movies Winter 2016 Edition.

Shut In: Talk about a title that will remind you not to go to the movies. Just what I want to do after I get out of my house, see a movie about someone cooped up in their house. Pass.

Fantastic Beasts And Where to Find Them: AKA: Harry Potter IX. Guess if you like that stuff. Sounds more like a video game to me.

Bad Santa 2: Really? Are we supposed to cheer a man’s re-descent into alcoholism? Plus didn’t the elf character die or go to prison? Sounds like someone needs a check.

The Bye Bye Man: Generic monster movie number 2519? Nah.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story: All right, how many of these are we going to see now? I feel like the best three are still the first three. It’s not like the Marvel movies, which have basically all been really solid. I just can’t get back into this. I’m out.

Collateral Beauty: A movie about letter writing starring Will Smith? Are you trying to keep me from going to the theater? If so, Mission Accomplished.

Assassin’s Creed: Why don’t I just rent the Mario Brothers Movie instead? Are you kidding?

Patriots Day: All about the events around the Boston Marathon bombing? Uh, no. Too soon and I would bet big money the producers don’t have the emotional distance not to make some sappy, jingoistic, feel-gooder. I mean, it’s called Patriots Day.

Boo! A Madea Halloween: But how will I know what’s going on without seeing all the previous Madea movies?

Ouija: The Origin of Evil: This movie looks like a parody of horror movies. Like a movie you’d see clips of in another movie.

Keeping Up With the Joneses: Didn’t they make this movie? I mean, like ten times, recently? Why would I pay money for this?

Inferno: Might as well have made another National Treasure. C’mon. Seriously?

Okay, I’m going back to Netflix. I’m just glad I saved myself $144.