Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is a classic, the Unknown Comic! Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
@unknowncomic
October 24th: “Don’t you hate it when you spend 10 minutes looking for you phone in your car using your phone as a flashlight…?”
He couldn’t make that joke in the 70’s when he started.
October 24th: “Unknown Fact… If someone plays Xmas music in October, you’re legally allowed to kill them and use their corpse for Halloween decoration.”
Totally true.
October 24th: “Even though my birthday was 6 months ago… I am still accepting gifts.”
Solid policy. I do the same thing with Thanksgiving.
October 24th: “Sad News… My Uncle Pat, a Crossword Puzzle Fanatic, died last week. He was buried 6 down and 3 across.”
Rim shot!
13 hours ago: “Show me a home where the Buffalo roam… and I’ll show you a home full of Buffalo Shit.”
Still, it would have to be a HUGE home.
11 hours ago: “Sure, the Grass may be greener on the other Side… but I’d hate to have their Water Bill.”
Hey look, there’s a reason he wears a bag.
6 hours ago: “Sure money talks… It says “spend me”.”
Yes. Yes it does.
3 hours ago: “For most men having kids is a big responsibility… because they have to deal with them every other weekend.”
Hey-yo!
2 hours ago: “Unknown Fact… Googling your symptoms when you feel sick is the quickest way to convince yourself that you’re dying.”
Sounds like he’s getting on in years. Guess he’s an old bag! Oh, that’s terrible. You might say, sack-religious! But seriously, I don’t mean to make a federal case out of this! Uh….tote!
Okay, let’s rate the Unknown Comic’s Tweets. I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9.5. You gotta follow the Unknown Comic!
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