Posts Tagged Big Mac

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Dec02

Rewritten Headlines: Annoying Whistler to Miss Butt

by tonyd on December 2, 2016 at 12:01 am

Woman Rightly Calls Cops Hipster Can’t Find Starbucks Raves to Become More Awesome Again Russian Order Sandwiches When Drunk Special Sauce to be Forever Secret Leprechaun Fallen on Hard Times We’re All Gonna Die Homeowner Doesn’t Like to Party New […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug30

Your Fratoscope: August 30, 2015

by tonyd on August 30, 2015 at 1:17 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday keg will be unable to hold up its birthday candles, despite being covered in icing. Aries:  You’ll suddenly realize that you never returned that video back to Blockbuster in 1995. Taurus:  Some rough […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan03

Ten Things I Expect McDonald’s to Do to Hold Onto Customers

by tonyd on January 3, 2015 at 12:01 am

I used to eat at McDonald’s all the time.  Now Mickey Dee’s wants us back.  Here’s ten ways I think they’ll try to lure us fat fucks back in. 1.  Deep fry all McDonald’s furniture. 2.  Force the Hamburglar to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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