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Holy shit, bros!  This week’s Twitter in Focus is Jan Fucking Michael Vincent!

@Airwolf4Life

November 21st: “I just plunged the fucking toilet with my metal leg. #NonstopAction”

He’s badass even when plunging a toilet!

November 21st:  “I am a #hero to 99% of people on the planet. The other 1% are called “retards” #Champion #Action #Chopper”

Well, sure, this is proof.

November 21st: “I just loaded up a cart at Wal Mart and walked right out without paying because I’m JMV. #FreeShit #Hollywood”

Who’s gonna stop him? Not me.

November 21st: “Here’s me fresh off another goddamn car wreck. Left the hospital & began filming THAT DAY. #Unstoppable #AllBalls”

Did he stop that car with his face?

November 21st: “These fucking grocery stores better get smart when I roll in to buy booze #JanMichaelFuelPerks”

I think JMV needs a grocery store that has an obstacle course that you have to run to get in and get out.

November 21st: “I love action!”

And tweeting on November 21st apparently.

November 21st: “Now these are fucking graphics”

As badass as a video game from 1991.

November 21st: “When you’re a legend, you can do what you want. The law doesn’t apply to legends like myself”

I don’t know if this twitter account is real, but I really hope it is.

November 22nd: “This country really fucked up not electing me President. #JMV4Prez”

No arguing with that. His box office is better than Trump’s.

November 22nd: “I’m fucking looking into that right now” RE: How much drinking money does Netflix give you for royalties? #freebooze4life

I’m sure you can find a lawyer you can pay in beer.

November 22nd: “I turned down a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame because they wouldn’t put “JMV-Greatest Actor Ever” on it. #FuckThem”

Good for you. What’s the point if you can’t write your own star?

November 22nd: “Got my turkey ready for Thanksgiving. #Legend”

What are you going to stuff that with?

November 22nd: “I go all out for Thanksgiving. Besides the Wild Turkey, I’m getting a few Hamms too. #Serious #Icon #Tuff”

Well, you need side dishes.

November 22nd: “This country really fucked up not electing me President. #JMV4Prez”

You said that.

November 27th: “I just cut the goddamn lawn by flying Airwolf upside-down. #Chopper #Shit #Fuck #hero”

The same way he opens beers.

Okay, let’s rate JMV. I give him a 10 for Style, 8 for Mustness and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 9. Follow JMV.

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