Super Frat

I minored in anthropology in college because they didn’t have an archaeology minor and a whip studies minor, so I could be Indiana Jones if need be.  Recently, they found a Viking tool kit and here’s ten things I’d expect.

1.  Beard braiding clamp
2.  Spare horns for helmets
3.  “Your village was pillaged by” cards
4.  Fake mustaches to sneak into the “cool” villages
5.  Spare bibles to lure unsuspecting monks outside
6.  Thor hammer to raise over head during thunderstorms to look cool
7.  A collection of Hagar the Horrible comics
8.  Sword sharpener
9.  Shield sharpener
10.  Penis sharpener