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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is comedian Tom Rhodes. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
December 6th: “I’m beyond thrilled that my show in Antwerp tomorrow night is sold out. Can’t wait to get back to Hand Throw City!” https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy_BlvUWEAAo4i0.jpg:large
Man, that place is scenic.
December 6th: “Art or atrocity? Only in The Netherlands is a gnome with a dildo considered art.” https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzAO5_zXEAAax3Z.jpg:large
Maybe it’s a bong.
December 11th: “Greetings from the Spinoza statue in Amsterdam!” https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzaXv4OWEAAOxTg.jpg:large
Nice to be on the road sometimes. Plus, you know, pot.
December 12th: “Fantastic! I was sincere when I told you how much I loved Perth/Freo. Really great meeting you Leon! Thanks for coming to Antwerp my friend!”
All the way to Australia? Wow, he really moves around.
December 12th: “Bonjour Ana!”
That looks like “Bonjour Anal”.
December 12th: “Thanks Smootihe! I hope comedy thunderbolts are shouting out of your mouth & destroying all the people!”
Either he’s talking to drinks or knows someone named after one.
December 12th: “Lamb, feta & arugula pizza awaits us at Little Creatures brewery.”
Gyro pizza? Can’t go wrong.
Okay, let’s rate Tom’s tweets. Not lots of material, but plenty of touristy pics. Not bad. Tom also responds to fans that come to his show, which is nice. I give Tom a 7 for Insanity, a 7 for Mustness and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 7.6. Follow Tom.
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Bad news. Life expectancy in the U.S. is falling. Here now are Ten Things I Expect now that we’re all going to die.
If your birthday is this week: For your birthday, you’ll get a bike and get named to Trump’s cabinet.
Aries: When life gives you lemons, you chuck the lemons at people, so life has had it with your shit.
Taurus: You will be on a Japanese game show where you’ll lose a finger, but gain a Ford Taurus.
Gemini: The stars say, that the cleaning crew in your office building rubs the stuff on your desk on their butts.
Lemini: You’ll regret giving an Uber ride to T.J. Miller.
Cancer: Your car won’t start until you agree to stop farting inside it.
Leo: Not only do you fail to get rid of the moles in your backyard, the moles start a meth lab.
Virgo: This week, be prepared for surprises because no one wants to finish writing your
Libra: You’ll get a great deal on a cellphone, but it will be the size of a clipboard.
Scorpio: You will become sexually aroused by an ad while riding mass transit, but won’t finish because your stop comes up too soon.
Sagittarius: The Land o’ Lakes mascot will cut you off in traffic driving her buttermobile.
Capricorn: You’ll receive free pancakes in the mail.
Aquarius: After taking a week off from work, no one will notice you’ve been gone.
Pisces: You’ll leave a party with the wrong coat, but that’s okay, the car keys in the pocket fit a better car.
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