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Nov20

Your Fratoscope: November 20, 2016

by tonyd on November 20, 2016 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Elon Musk gives you a free one-way ticket to Mars, not because you’re qualified, he just wants you off the planet.

Aries:  The dinner you prepare for your date is interrupted when the people that own the house you’re in come home.

Taurus:  Mike Pence will cut the line in front of you at Starbucks.

Gemini:  You’ll find a genie lamp while raking the leaves and waste your wish so you don’t have to rake leaves.

Lemini:  Your parents reveal that they’re not disappointed in you, just every choice that you’ve made.

Cancer:  You’ll find a Pokemon Go Stop where someone left behind a kilo of cocaine.

Leo:  You’ll ask someone to hold your beer and then you’ll discover the cure for cancer.

Virgo:  The stars say, you’ll be accosted by a group of violent turkeys who aren’t going down without a fight this year.

Libra:  Turns out, that meme from Facebook wasn’t true and Donald Trump is not giving everyone that voted for him $200 and steaks.

Scorpio:  The escort service will refuse to honor your expired coupon.

Sagittarius:  This week, you will be invited into Donald Trump’s cabinet, but only if you promise to take the online class at Trump University.

Capricorn:  Your personal trainer tells you to either stop eating so many carbs or at least lift up heavier cases of doughnuts.

Aquarius:  You bet that your online disagreement will eventually lead to you winning the presidency and everyone is afraid to take the action.

Pisces:  You’ll win at the casino, but the cashier only has nickels left.

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Nov19

Fat Guy Eats: Ginza Japanese and Asian Restaurant

by tonyd on November 19, 2016 at 1:02 am

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Restaurant:  Ginza Japanese and Asian Restaurant

Address:  Runnemede, NJ

Food:  Asian

Price:  Very Reasonable

Portions:  Unlimited

Taste:  Awesome

Service:  Needs Work

Atmosphere:  Pretty Basic

So, I was dying for sushi and had a rough week.  The Missus graciously agreed to take me.  A quick scan of the Internet revealed Ginza.  Had never heard of it and figured, why not?  Really needed to hit and all-you-can-eat place, because I was going to house some raw fish.

Ginza is in a strip mall and the whole set up is very minimal.  It’s half take out, half restaurant, but the restaurant half is away from the take out area, separated by a tank of koi and a small ramp.  Our waitress was nice and earnest, but it was her first day, so you can imagine she was a little overwhelmed despite the fact there was only one other table of people when we got there.

The all-you-can-eat menu includes a ton of specialty rolls including dragon roll, rainbow roll, lots of spicy rolls including peppered tuna roll and spider roll.  Appetizers like kelp salad, ginger salad, spring rolls and plenty of other things.  Plus the regular sushi.  All for $21.95 per person.  The only thing off the list that I was looking for was eel sushi, but that was in the dragon roll and the eel cucumber roll.  Unagi, which the Missus loves, was also out, as well as White Tuna sushi.

Still there is a LOT on the list.  I mean, two specialty rolls would equal the price and we each had four.  Plus I had a kelp salad, two ginger salads, a yellow tail roll, two pieces of tuna nigiri and four salmon.  The Missus had green tea ice cream for the dessert, which was also on the list.  Holy crap, I thought I was robbing this place.

Drinks were extra and no refills on the iced tea, which was a bummer.  But quite frankly, with those prices on the sushi, sign me up.  And they make a TON of other food.  Chinese food and various Hibachi dishes.  Our waitress was new, needs more training to be sure, but she was nice.  Took awhile for the first dish because I think there was only one chef on duty.

You gotta go.  This place is the tits, bros!  I give Ginza 9 out 10 keggers.

 

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Nov18

Rewritten Headlines: Bacon Mushroom to Dog Sperm

by tonyd on November 18, 2016 at 12:16 am

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Mushroom Soon to be Extinct

Old Men Asked to Play Music

Country-Wide Intervention Planned

Worst Proposal Ever

Election Never Ends

Man Really Hates Snacks

Seafood Super Expensive

Fire Department Has Good Laugh

Workaholic is Digging His Own Grave

Founding Father Alive and Weird

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Nov16

Twitter in Focus: Ryan Gosling

by tonyd on November 16, 2016 at 12:01 am

Well, bros, it wasn’t easy finding a celebrity that wasn’t bitching about the election on Twitter, but I did it.  Fortunately for us, Ryan Gosling is doing what celebrities should be: starring in awesome movies.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@RyanGosling

June 3rd:  “I don’t know what to say about @MayaAndMarty except thank you! It was like opening an hour long present.”

I gotta check that out.  Looks good.

June 16th:  “My favorite actor and all around rock solid dude Ben Mendelsohn on @JimmyKimmelLive tonight. #Mendelvision”

Well, he has been in a lot of stuff.

August 30th:  “Just in time for the Venice Film Festival premiere for #LaLaLand– here’s the new Festival poster…” https://twitter.com/RyanGosling/status/770619204282245120

Looks nice.

September 29th:  “Anyone want to come visit me and Harrison Ford in Budapest on the set of Blade Runner 2?”

Oh, no!  Then I probably gotta carry lights or get you a latte.  I know how they get interns for movies.

October 25th:  “#BladeRunner 2049 ‏@bladerunner Oct 6 2049 is just one year away.”

Okay, so math is not is strong suit.  Still, Drive was pretty awesome.

Let’s rate Ryan’s tweets.  Ryan gets a 2 for Mustness, a 4 for Insanity and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 5.3, but I’m going roll it up to 8 because he didn’t bombard his fans with his political opinion.  Follow Ryan.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

 

 

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